Critique of Camp Gear and Authenticity

Frank Heffley Hey, what is that? A store-bought s'mores maker? A TV?! Pre-tied knots?! Stan, you're a phony! So much for the big camper.

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Dallas Buyers Club

Facing the Reality of AIDS

Dr. Sevard You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...

Tucker Woodruff?

[surprised]

Ron Woodroof AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.

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Sahara

Al Giordino's Humorous Observation on Kazim

Al Giordino It's Kazim! Hey, maybe he wants his car back?

[in the stolen car, being chased by a chopper]

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Daddy Day Care

Marvin Declares His Possessions Are Not For Sale

Marvin THIS STUFF - IS NOT FOR SALE!

[throws down his magazine]

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War for the Planet of the Apes

Concern Over Size Limitations

Bad Ape Oh no! Why so small?

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War for the Planet of the Apes

Shared Loss and Connection Among Apes

Bad Ape I see you look at her just now. Look sad. You have child?

Caesar One. The other was killed by human.

Bad Ape Soldier?

Bad Ape I... had child.

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National Security

A Request for Patience in Handling

Hank Rafferty Okay, put him down. In a minute or, two. Don't hurry.

[''A tall woman is holding Earl up with one hand''; ''Woman looks at him quizzically'']

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Sahara

A Call for Assistance in a Challenge

Al Giordino Hey Dirk, get your butt up here, so we could scrape some of the crap off this thing.

[about Batine's sarcophagus]

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Sahara

Frustration with Constant Danger

Al Giordino I am so tired of being shot at!

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Shattered Glass

Verification of Nevada's Existence

Adam Penenberg But there is one thing in this story that checks out.

Kambiz Foroohar What's that?

Adam Penenberg There does appear to be a state in the union named Nevada.

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Daddy Day Care

Unexpected Absence Causes Confusion Among Characters

Charlie What's going on?

Phil Your worst nightmare.

Charlie What?

Phil Mr. Broccoli's a no-show.

Actor He got a callback for a potato chip commercial.

Charlie These snack foods are killing us!

Phil Yeah, I know...

Charlie Marvin!

[looks around for a replacement for Mr. Broccoli, his eyes land on Marvin, a nerdy outcast who's pilfering through the mail]

Marvin Yeah?

Phil Marvin? The guy who smells the mail?

[to Charlie]

Charlie Yes, look; we need a guy who can wear a broccoli suit, not a normal person. Marvin, my man! My friend Marvin! Hey man, what's going on today? Listen, we need a favor: We're having a little focus group in there and the guy who's supposed to wear the broccoli suit left, so you can put the suit on and cover for us.

[quietly to Phil; loudly]

Marvin No...I just can't do the broccoli, cause it's just not me. Sorry... Hey, can I be the carrot, though?

[notices the guy in the carrot suit]

Charlie Yeah...Yeah, you can be the carrot! Let him try the carrot on!

Actor No!

Charlie You're gonna be the broccoli!

Actor I don't wanna be the bush!

Charlie It's not a bush, it's a stalk of broccoli! It's a strong stalk of broccoli!

Actor I'm pretty strong...

[considering]

Charlie Yeah, you can make that work! Let's go in here and you go switch this suit on and get the broccoli! Trust me on this thing, let's go!

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Speak

Exploring Fear Through Artistic Expression

Mr. Freeman In here is a piece of paper and on that piece of paper is a word. You are gonna spend the rest of the year turning that object into art.

Ivy Uh, Mr Freeman? When I was little I was really scared of clowns and I don't wanna relapse and have to go back into therapy.

Mr. Freeman Oh yeah, well, fear is a great place to begin art.

Melinda I learned how to draw a tree in like the 2nd grade.

Mr. Freeman Oh really? Um. Well, do you wanna show me? It's OK. I won't grade you.

Mr. Freeman That's a pretty good start. Yeah, let's see what it looks like at the end of the year.

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Sahara

Humor in the Face of Adversity

Al Giordino I was thinking about the funny part. Here we are, oceanographers and we're gonna probably die in the desert, chained-chained to truck parts... So when they write our obituaries... that'll be the funny part.

[laughing, to Dirk]

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Speak

The Importance of Creativity and Imagination

Mr. Freeman Can anybody tell me what this is?

[holds up a smashed globe]

Ivy A globe?

Mr. Freeman A Globe? Gosh... What're you guys? 13? 14? You already let them beat the creativity outta you?... It's ok. I used to let my daughters kick this around my studio when it was too wet to play outside. And one day Jenny put her foot right through Texas and the entire United States crumbled into the sea. I mean, you could, you could paint a wet muzzled dog... chewing Alaska! The possibilities are endless. It's almost too much but you all are important enough to give it too.

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Sahara

Memory and Frustration Over a Riddle

Al Giordino Hey, I can't remember how this works... something about a fox and a rabbit... it's really bugging me.

[about his tie]

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Daddy Day Care

Mr. Broccoli Celebrates Healthy Eating with Kids

Mr. Broccoli B-R-O-CC-O-L-I! I am the broccoli, and don't know why! C-A-RR-O and a T! Carrots are healthy for you and me! Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go carrot! Go carrot! Go carrot...

[claps twice; starts shouting and dancing while The Message by Grand-Master Flash plays]

Marvin No, I don't wanna....

[timid]

Mr. Broccoli Hello, boys and girls! Zowie, do we have a special treat for you today!

Marvin Hey! We have a brand-new cereal! You're the first kids- Help!

[reading off of flashcards that he's holding in his hand; drops the flashcards; tries to bend over to get his cards; falls over onto his face; struggling to get up off the floor]

Mr. Broccoli It's super yummy and LOADED... with all sorts of stuff that's good for you! And do you know what we call it? VEGGIE-OOOOOOOOOS!!!

[decides to stand in for Marvin; pretends to blow smoke off the barrel of some finger guns]

Kid THIS CEREAL SUCKS!!

Phil They're turning on us...

Charlie Give it a chance, let them get it in their mouths...They gotta taste it.

Kid TAKE THAT!

[throwing a bowl of Veggie-Os at the one-way mirror]

Marvin HELP ME, CHARLIE!!!

Mr. Broccoli Not in the Face! SAVE YOURSELF, CARROT!!!

Charlie Call security now - OH, SH - OH! HEY! STOP THAT!

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Sahara

Questioning Historical Samples in Sahara

Al Giordino Jefferson Davis had how many samples made?

[seeing the Confederate gold]

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National Security

Struggles with Loyalty and Frustration

Hank Rafferty I had a partner! I would have taken a bullet for him! You I'm having a hard time not shooting!

Sahara

Casual Greeting from Al Giordino

Al Giordino Hi! How are ya?

[when Tuaregs surround him]

Daddy Day Care

Misunderstanding Between Paint and Glue

Marvin That's not paint! It's glue!

[after realizing that he has painted glue on his face instead of face paint; screams in horror along with Jamie]

Speak

Finding Your Soul Through Art

Mr. Freeman Hi everybody! Welcome to Art. The only class that will teach you how to survive. This is where you can find your soul, if you dare. Don't ask me to show you how to draw a face. Ask me to help you find the wind.

National Security

Life is Already Figured Out

Hank Rafferty I know baby. But I promise you. My life is already pretty much figured out.

Daddy Day Care

Unexpected Reaction to a Shocking Event

Marvin OH MY GOD, THEY VAPORIZED HIM!!!

[seeing Tony's discarded Flash costume on the floor]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

Learning from Mistakes and Responsibility

Frank Heffley You know what my grandpa always used to say? "A man who never made a mistake never made anything. The trick is to be responsible and to learn from your mistakes." And you can do that. You're a really great kid, Greg. And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike.

Speak

Transforming Pain into Creative Expression

Mr. Freeman It's night in Venice. This is the color of an accountant's soul - a love rejected. This, I once grew mold on an orange this color when I was living in Boston. And these are various members of the school board. You see, if something's eating at you, you gotta find a way to use it.

[describing a painting]

War for the Planet of the Apes

Survival Amidst Humanity's Destruction

Bad Ape Human get sick. Ape get smart. Then human kill ape. But not me. I run.

Out of Sight

Tension Over Vehicle and Commitment

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller Glenn, I know you are supposed to be cool and everything but you don't got to give me no tone of voice. You don't like what I'm saying, you just bounce the fuck up out of this whip anywhere along up in here man.

Glenn Michaels OK, I think we are forgetting this is my whip. I brought you up here.

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller Shit, come on, Glenn, if I say this my car you know this my car, you just get yourself another one. If I say we in on this Ripley shit, we in on it, with or without your punk ass. If I say you gonna walk up in this house and do this motherfucker, so I can see if you got any balls or not, guess what else you gonna do. Tighten up your panties, boy.

War for the Planet of the Apes

Panic and Confusion in the Moment

Bad Ape What?

[confused]

Bad Ape Oh, no. Oh no! Oh No! No, no nonono- Okay.

[realizing; Maurice growls, causing Bad Ape to silence himself]

Speak

Exploring the Truth through Artistic Vision

Mr. Freeman You need to visit the mind of the great one. Picasso, who saw the truth. Who painted the truth. Who ripped it from the earth with two angry hands.

Steve Zahn Quotes

Memorable Quotes from Steve Zahn

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