Jeff Garlin Biography
Jeffrey "Jeff" Garlin (born June 5, 1962) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, voice artist, director, writer and author, best known for his role as Jeff Greene on the HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Chaos vs. Organization in Childcare
Charlie: [to Phil]
Today, we need some organization and planned activities.
Phil:
No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.
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Challenges in Selling Healthy Foods to Kids
Jim:
We're killing it.
Charlie:
Hey, come on Jim, we had one bad test and it's a hard nut to crack. Any fool can sell chocolatey chocolate balls and cotton candy-flavored cereal to kids, man.
Jim: [takes out his notebook and a pen and writes something down]
Cotton candy. That's not bad. Hey guys, look, I'm sorry, but it was a dog. Kids just don't want to eat vegetables for breakfast. Who knew?
Charlie:
It's exactly what I told you six months ago when you put us on this project.
Jim:
You did? Well, it's not just Veggie-O's. We're shutting down the whole health division.
Phil: [appalled]
That's like 300 people.
Jim:
Yeah, it's just not a business we want to be in.
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