Steven Mackintosh Biography
Steven Mackintosh (born 30 April 1967) is an English actor.
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The Purpose of Security Measures
Winston:
Charles, why have we got that cage?
Charles:
Uh, security.
Winston:
That's right, that's right – security. So what's the point in having it if we're not going to fucking use it?
Charles:
Well, I would've used it, but this is Willie, and Willie lives here.
Winston:
Yes, Charles, but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you?
Willie:
Chill, Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me, what's the problem?
Winston:
The problem is, Willie, that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! … What is that?
Willie:
That's Gloria.
Winston:
Yes, I know that's Gloria. What's that?
Willie:
Uh, fertilizer.
Winston:
You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter, and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer? Alarm bells are ringing, Willie!
Willie:
We need fertilizer, Winston.
Winston:
Mm-hm, we also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Oh, and, uhm, if you do have to buy sodding fertilizer, could you just be a little more subtle?
Willie:
What do you mean?
Winston:
We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?
Willie:
Yeah.
Winston:
And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturist! That's what I mean, Willie.
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