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Susan Barnes Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Susan Barnes

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Speed 2: Cruise Control
A Humorous Take on Unconventional Solutions
Constance The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it.
[''to her husband about her nicotine patch'']
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Repo Man
Questioning Innocence in Repo Man
Leila What if he's innocent?
Agent Rogersz No one is innocent. Proceed.
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Kicking & Screaming
Coaching Styles and Personal Identity
Phil Weston My dad, he's a coach. He knows the game. He's confident, he's smart, witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive, a monster! And he will win by intimidation and forceful tactics if need be. I'm not like that. In fact, I don't know anyone like that. Do you?
[to Barbara]
Mike Ditka So Paul, what's on your mind?
Phil Weston Actually, it's Phil.
Ditka You mean it's not Paul?
Phil Weston No.
Ditka What's the difference? Come on, spit it out.
[lights a cigar]
Phil Weston Uh, here it is--
Diana Ditka Mike?
Ditka Hold this.
[gives cigar to Phil]
Ditka Oh no! No, no! We do not allow smoking in the house!
Phil Weston I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.
Ditka I'll get rid of it, honey.
[takes back the cigar]
Phil Anyway I'm coaching my son's soccer team and I didn't know if you'd be willing to help.
Ditka Soccer?
[in disbelief]
Phil Actually I want you to, uh, assistant coach.
Ditka Your assistant coach? You really don't know who I am, do you?
[chuckling]
Phil You're right, silly idea. It's just- I just need some help and you're such a great coach, my dad's gonna be riding me all season--
Ditka Whoa-ho-ho-ho, your dad? You mean I get to coach against your dad?
Phil Well, yeah.
Diana Mike, I smell smoke!
Ditka Nobody's smoking!
Diana Mike!
Ditka For Pete's sake! So, like, it's me and you against your old man?
[to Phil]
Phil I mean there are other teams--
Diana Got ya!
Ditka No smoking means no smoking!
[to Phil, pointing the cigar at him]
Diana Okay, come on, Phil!
Ditka I'll throw this out the window, honey.
Phil I'm sorry Mrs. Di- I'm sorry.
Diana You should be.
[leaves again]
Phil It's a nasty, filthy habit.
Ditka Hey, you can count me in!
[to Phil]
Phil Really?
Ditka Let's bring your old man down!
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