Memorable Quotes from Susan Barnes
3 quotesA Humorous Take on Unconventional Solutions
Constance
The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it.
[''to her husband about her nicotine patch'']
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Questioning Innocence in Repo Man
Leila
What if he's innocent?
Agent Rogersz
No one is innocent. Proceed.
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Coaching Styles and Personal Identity
Phil Weston
My dad, he's a coach. He knows the game. He's confident, he's smart, witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive, a monster! And he will win by intimidation and forceful tactics if need be. I'm not like that. In fact, I don't know anyone like that. Do you?
[to Barbara]
Mike Ditka
So Paul, what's on your mind?
Phil Weston
Actually, it's Phil.
Ditka
You mean it's not Paul?
Phil Weston
No.
Ditka
What's the difference? Come on, spit it out.
[lights a cigar]
Phil Weston
Uh, here it is--
Diana Ditka
Mike?
Ditka
Hold this.
[gives cigar to Phil]
Ditka
Oh no! No, no! We do not allow smoking in the house!
Phil Weston
I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.
Ditka
I'll get rid of it, honey.
[takes back the cigar]
Phil
Anyway I'm coaching my son's soccer team and I didn't know if you'd be willing to help.
Ditka
Soccer?
[in disbelief]
Phil
Actually I want you to, uh, assistant coach.
Ditka
Your assistant coach? You really don't know who I am, do you?
[chuckling]
Phil
You're right, silly idea. It's just- I just need some help and you're such a great coach, my dad's gonna be riding me all season--
Ditka
Whoa-ho-ho-ho, your dad? You mean I get to coach against your dad?
Phil
Well, yeah.
Diana
Mike, I smell smoke!
Ditka
Nobody's smoking!
Diana
Mike!
Ditka
For Pete's sake! So, like, it's me and you against your old man?
[to Phil]
Phil
I mean there are other teams--
Diana
Got ya!
Ditka
No smoking means no smoking!
[to Phil, pointing the cigar at him]
Diana
Okay, come on, Phil!
Ditka
I'll throw this out the window, honey.
Phil
I'm sorry Mrs. Di- I'm sorry.
Diana
You should be.
[leaves again]
Phil
It's a nasty, filthy habit.
Ditka
Hey, you can count me in!
[to Phil]
Phil
Really?
Ditka
Let's bring your old man down!
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