Speed 2: Cruise Control - A Humorous Take on Unconventional Solutions
Constance: [''to her husband about her nicotine patch'']
The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it.
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Repo Man - Questioning Innocence in Repo Man
Leila:
What if he's innocent?
Agent Rogersz:
No one is innocent. Proceed.
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Kicking & Screaming - Coaching Styles and Personal Identity
Phil Weston: [to Barbara]
My dad, he's a coach. He knows the game. He's confident, he's smart, witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive, a monster! And he will win by intimidation and forceful tactics if need be. I'm not like that. In fact, I don't know anyone like that. Do you?
Mike Ditka:
So Paul, what's on your mind?
Phil Weston:
Actually, it's Phil.
Ditka:
You mean it's not Paul?
Phil Weston:
No.
Ditka: [lights a cigar]
What's the difference? Come on, spit it out.
Phil Weston:
Uh, here it is--
Diana Ditka:
Mike?
Ditka: [gives cigar to Phil]
Hold this.
Ditka:
Oh no! No, no! We do not allow smoking in the house!
Phil Weston:
I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.
Ditka: [takes back the cigar]
I'll get rid of it, honey.
Phil:
Anyway I'm coaching my son's soccer team and I didn't know if you'd be willing to help.
Ditka: [in disbelief]
Soccer?
Phil:
Actually I want you to, uh, assistant coach.
Ditka: [chuckling]
Your assistant coach? You really don't know who I am, do you?
Phil:
You're right, silly idea. It's just- I just need some help and you're such a great coach, my dad's gonna be riding me all season--
Ditka:
Whoa-ho-ho-ho, your dad? You mean I get to coach against your dad?
Phil:
Well, yeah.
Diana:
Mike, I smell smoke!
Ditka:
Nobody's smoking!
Diana:
Mike!
Ditka: [to Phil]
For Pete's sake! So, like, it's me and you against your old man?
Phil:
I mean there are other teams--
Diana:
Got ya!
Ditka: [to Phil, pointing the cigar at him]
No smoking means no smoking!
Diana:
Okay, come on, Phil!
Ditka:
I'll throw this out the window, honey.
Phil:
I'm sorry Mrs. Di- I'm sorry.
Diana: [leaves again]
You should be.
Phil:
It's a nasty, filthy habit.
Ditka: [to Phil]
Hey, you can count me in!
Phil:
Really?
Ditka:
Let's bring your old man down!
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