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Juice Box Dispute Among Coaches
Mike Ditka:
Hey, Phil, I-I-I don't think that's a very good attitude. You can't talk about hurting other players.
Phil Weston:
You don't think? Ya don't think? Well, I don't think you should be buttin in when I'm talkin to my team. You're my assistant, okay? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juice boxes when I tell ya. Now go get me a juice box.
Mike Ditka:
YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN TO?
Phil Weston:
I'm talkin to the juice box guy.
Mike Ditka:
You're crazy!
Phil Weston:
I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty.
Mike Ditka:
WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL?!
Phil Weston:
No, you go to Hell! And while you're there, why don't you grab me a juice box?!
Mike Ditka:
I'M NO JUICE BOX BOY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!
Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!
Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not!
Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!
Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not!
Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!
Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not! You're like your old man!
Phil Weston:
I'M NOT LIKE MY OLD MAN!
Mike Ditka:
If it weren't for these kids, I would whip your butt!
Phil Weston:
I CAN TAKE A PUNCH!
Mike Ditka: [walks back to the parking lot]
I'm out of here. Bye-bye. I'll see you, Mr. Big Time Coach. Bye-bye!
Phil Weston: [The kids and parents all waive as Ditka drives off]
I'M NOT LIKE MY OLD MAN! I'M A KIND AND GENTLE, COMPASSIONATE HUMAN BEING, WITH A HEART AS BIG AS A LION! WE'LL SEE YOU LATER, JUICE BOX! Everyone wave goodbye to Juice Box. Literally wave! Do it! Parents, too! Everyone waves!
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