Tanit Phoenix Quotes

Death Race 2

Prison Transport and Confrontation Scene

Carl Lucas Hey. What happened?

Katrina Banks You're not the only one that got in some good shots.

Lucas I know.

Female prison guard All right, ladies, line it up! The bus is leaving; don't make me tell you twice!!

Lucas Hey. Thanks, huh?

Katrina Yeah. I don't know why I did it. Probably get thrown in the hole for that.

Lucas Then why?

Katrina Why did you help that con?

Lucas I wasn't gonna let the man fight my fight.

Katrina You got a name?

Lucas Uh-huh. Yeah; of course I do.

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Gallowwalkers

A Conversation on Identity and Survival

Angel I'm a woman in need of rescue. What kind of man are you?

Fabulos I'm the heartless kind. Hey, come on. I don't know how to be dead!

[to Aman]

Aman No one taught you how to live!

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Gallowwalkers

A Conversation on Ancestry and Identity

Kansa What breed was your mother?

Angel She was Scottish.

Kansa Those Celts have luster. And your father, was he... pale skinned?

Angel Pale? He was invisible.

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Lost Boys: The Thirst

A Deal with Consequences and Aging Fears

Gwen Lieber I've brought you Edgar Frog, just like you asked. Now it is your turn. Remember your promise to me. I just don't want to grow old. Sorry.

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Gallowwalkers

Salvation and Sacrifice in a Dark Setting

Marshal Gaza Welcome, pilgrims! I do not call you "prisoners". Nor do I call these "gallows". These are the gates of your salvation. For this sacrifice, God has chosen you as the lamb. Just as He chose me to help these righteous people spread justice across the land. I was once a sinner...

Angel Damn right, you were! Cherry Gaza. Y'all virgin eater!

Gaza You harlot of Babylon! You painted cat! You womb of vipers! The smell of Jezebel has no power over me now! When I saw the devil rise up from his grave...

Church Novice Sir, to whom do we plead our case?

Gaza St. Peter!

Church Novice You cannot hang us without a trial!

Gaza I can and I will! You've already been judged and found wanting in the eyes of the Lord. It's through His mercy that He brought you here to be cleansed, by the rope. Just as He cleansed me when I saw the devil rise from the gutter!

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Gallowwalkers

A Tense Exchange Among Unlikely Characters

Angel You touch me and you're dead!!

Kansa Compelling argument. You must be a lawyer.

Kisscut She's a harlot.

Kansa An easy mistake. I apologize.

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Mad Buddies

Therapy as an Alternative to Jail Time

Kelsey Yesterday, at the wedding reception of the daughter of the newly appointed Minister of tourism, Silas Nda, two local men, Beast Buthelezi and Boetie de Wett, destroyed the event in a racist brawl. You're being charged with malicious damage to property and disrupting the peace. And Minister Nda here intends...

Minister Silas Nda To see you both go to jail for a long time!

Kelsey Unless you both agree to some therapy.

Beast Buthelezi Yes!

Boetie de Wett Therapy is good.

Beast We need therapy!

Boetie We are real stuff-ups.

Kelsey So this is what you're going to do. You are going to walk from here to Gauteng together.

Beast What?!

Boetie Walk?! That's 600 kilometers!

Minister Nda It's a penalty for your racist behavior!

Beast I am not racist!

Boetie Nor me. I can speak Zulu. He's an idiot.

[subtitled]

Beast And I find white ladies sexy.

Minister Nda But the country and the rest of the world believe that you are racist!

Kelsey So you are going to walk together to prove that you can get along.

Beast We hate each other!

Boetie I hate him.

Kelsey Would you rather stay here in jail?

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Death Race: Inferno

Revelations and Betrayals in Death Race

Lists Lucas! It always was you.

[shocked, amazed and surprised]

Katrina Banks I knew you were hiding something from me, you son of a bitch!!

[very angry and furious; strikes Lucas in the face while scolding him for deceiving everyone, including her]

Lists We thought you were dead.

Goldberg So it's always been you behind the mask.

Carl Lucas Yeah, it's a long story. I'll tell you all about it later.

Katrina So what kind of deal did they make, huh?

Lucas I didn't have a choice. It was either them or me.

Goldberg Whatever it was, it included getting your face fixed. Don't bother to deny it, Lucas! I saw it. I was there.

Lucas Did you, Goldberg?! Or did you see what they wanted you to see? Or what you think they wanted you to see?

Katrina What did they want us to see?!

Lucas That is no deal.

Lists You never needed to make a deal. All you had to do was win five races in a row and you're free. Those are the rules.

Goldberg There are no rules in the cage, Lists. At least none that benefit the cage.

Lucas Believe what you want, Goldberg. But I don't think it's wise, right now, that they see us together.

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Mad Buddies

Anticipation of Unexpected Rewards

Kelsey Hello, boys. I thought something like this might happen. Do you remember what I said... about the prize? And how you might just get lucky?

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Mad Buddies

Changing the Rules for the Final Race

Kelsey Okay, everybody, listen up! We're changing the rules. We're only a few hours away from the end and from now on, this is a race. Two million prize, winner takes all!

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Gallowwalkers

Desire for Rescue in Desperate Times

Angel What's a girl gotta do to get rescued around here?

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Mad Buddies

Highlights of Last Night's Madness Revealed

Kelsey Yes, everyone is talking about the madness our two heroes got up to last night on Buddies or Broke. So, by popular demand, and I mean demand, here are the highlights.

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Gallowwalkers

Unexpected Skills Revealed Through Conversation

Fabulos You don't look like a thief.

Angel I'm a dancer.

Fabulos So where'd you learn a trick like that?

Angel Ballet school.

Fabulos You know if you cross his path again, he's liable to kill you.

Angel Death ain't the worst thing that can happen to you. You ever heard of the Gallowwalkers?

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Mad Buddies

Reality Show Dynamics in South Africa

Kelsey Well, are our heroes just too far gone to get over their cheap racist selves, or will they kiss and make up? And if anyone comes across Beast or Boetie, please play along. Do not let them know that they are being filmed or that you know who they are. This is South Africa's own heartbeat reality show, Buddies or Broke.

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Mad Buddies

Recognition of Visionary Leadership

Kelsey You are a man of vision, sir.

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Gallowwalkers

Heartlessness and Pity in Dialogue

Deputy What piece of you can I buy for a dollar?

Angel My pity.

Deputy I was being kind.

Angel I like my men heartless.

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Lost Boys: The Thirst

Element of Erotic Mythology in Vampires

Gwen Lieber Well... there's always been an element of eroticism in vampire mythology.

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Lost Boys: The Thirst

Perception of a Vampire Killer

Gwen Lieber You sure don't look like a cold-blooded, meaner-than-hell, bad-for-nothing vampire killer.

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Gallowwalkers

Dealing with Painful Labels

Angel You freak!!

Kansa I get that a lot. It doesn't stop it hurting, though.

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Mad Buddies

Journey to Johannesburg: The Climax Approaches

Kelsey The final leg to Johannesburg, and the finish line. Let the climax begin!!

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Mad Buddies

The Simplicity of Life with the Right Tools

Kelsey Life is so easy when you have the tools.

Gallowwalkers

The Nature of Death and Consequences

Angel Death ain't the worse thing to happen to you. Ever heard of the Gallowwalkers?

Mad Buddies

Rules for the Journey Ahead

Kelsey Okay. The rules. You may not catch a lift on anything. You have to walk. And you must stay away from all the major roads. This is a map of your route. I'm sure you'll find a picturesque. Wallets and cellphones.

[hands Boetie a map]

Beast Huh?!

Kelsey Mm-hmm.

Boetie You want us to do this thing without money?!

[as he and Beast take out their wallets and cellphones]

Kelsey Relax. This trip is on me. Thank you. Thank you. Here's R200 each.

[takes Beast's wallet and cellphone; takes Boetie's wallet and cellphone; hands Boetie and Beast some money]

Boetie R200?! 200 bucks won't even fill this tank once! He's obese!

Minister Nda Uh-uh! He's Beast!

Beast Yeah, Minister!

Kelsey You have to cross the finish line together as friends. This is not a race. It's a test.

Minister Nda Yes, and my job is on the line.

Kelsey And we have got spies out there to make sure that the two of you do not cheat.

Minister Nda As Mandela says, "It's a long walk to freedom.

Beast What is the price?

Kelsey Hmm...

[considers this very carefully]

Boetie You.

Kelsey Well, you never know your luck. So we'll see you in Johannesburg, Gauteng. So good luck. Remember, this isn't a race. Bye! Well, go on.

[walks over to Beast and kisses him on the cheek, then walks over to Boetie and kisses him on the cheek]

Lost Boys: The Thirst

Preparing for the Party's Attire

Gwen Lieber Edgar! I hope you brought your bathing suit. I thought we should blend in with the other partygoers.

Mad Buddies

Kelsey Expresses Excitement for Reality Show

Kelsey A reality show with these two idiots!! I love it!!

Lost Boys: The Thirst

Unexpected Surprises Await in the Story

Gwen Lieber Oh, I bet you did not see that coming.

Mad Buddies

Reality Show Promises Unity and Success

Kelsey Minister, as a reality show, it is going to kick butt, I promise. And more to the point, it's going to work for essay tourism, and it's gonna work for you. Imagine how you're gonna impress the President. You'll be bringing black and white together in our rainbow nation. The most important thing they must not know is they are on television, and they must not know about the reality show.

Lost Boys: The Thirst

Author's Fame and Critique in Dialogue

Gwen Lieber So aren't you the least bit curious on how I know so much about vampires?

Edgar Not really. I know who you are. You're Gwen Lieber, bestselling author of the Eternity Kiss series. First of which is about to be made into a major motion picture, coming soon to a theater near you.

Gwen Oh, you've heard of me. I'm flattered.

Edgar Well, don't be. Because your books suck.

Gwen I'm sorry you feel that way.

Edgar It doesn't really matter what I think. You've got millions of emo-goth sheep all over the world who eat up every last word of it, and keep coming back for more. I'm sure you've made quite a nice living off your supernatural bodice-rippers.

Gwen I'll have you know, I have gotten glowing reviews from every major periodical.

Edgar Bought and paid for, I'm sure. Just like me.

Gwen What the hell is your problem, Frog?!

Edgar My problem?! My problem is you glorify vampirism. You make being a vampire look... sexy.

Gwen Well... there has always been an element of eroticism in vampire mythology.

Edgar There's nothing sexy about being a member of the undead.

Gwen Well, perhaps I have made a serious mistake in coming to you.

Edgar If you came to me expecting me to ask for your autograph, then yes, you did. But if you came to me expecting me to destroy a squadron of vampires, that, I can do.

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