Memorable Quotes from Taylor Lautner
36 quotesWarning Against Waking Someone Up
Sharkboy
If you wake her up, she'll reheat.
[covering Max's mouth, preventing him from waking up Lavagirl; quietly]
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Struggling Against Natural Instincts
Sharkboy
Can't... fight... MY INSTINCTS!!!
[roaring]
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Unexpected Wedding Present in the Woods
Bella Cullen
What's a wedding present doing out here?
Edward Cullen
Just a little more private.
Jacob Black
The best man didn't have time to get a tux.
Bella Cullen
Jacob! Jacob!
Bella Cullen
Hey!
Jacob Black
Hey, Bella.
Bella Cullen
Hey.
Edward Cullen
This is kind of you.
Jacob Black
Kind" is my middle name.
Edward Cullen
I'll see if Rosalie wants to dance.
Jacob Black
I'm sorry I'm late.
Bella Cullen
Doesn't matter. Everything's perfect now.
Jacob Black
Will you dance with me?
Bella Cullen
Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton.
Jacob Black
Mostly northern Canada. I think. It's weird to be back on two legs again, in clothes. Gotten out of practice with the whole human thing.
Bella Cullen
Well, are you okay? Being here?
Jacob Black
Why? Afraid I'll trash your party?
Jacob Black
You're not the only one. You'd think I'd be used to telling you goodbye by now. Come on, you're not supposed to be the one crying, Bella.
Bella Cullen
Everyone cries at weddings.
Jacob Black
This is how I'm gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat.
Bella Cullen
Cause what, soon I'm going to be dead to you?
Jacob Black
No. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to appreciate your last night as a human.
Bella Cullen
Well, it's not my last night.
Jacob Black
I- I thought you...
Bella Cullen
I didn't really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain.
Jacob Black
But what's the point? It's not like you're gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway.
Bella Cullen
It's gonna be as real as anyone else's.
Jacob Black
That's a sick joke. You are joking. What? While you're still human? You can't be serious, Bella. Tell me you're not that stupid!
Bella Cullen
I mean, it's really none of your business.
Jacob Black
No! You can't do this!
Bella Cullen
Jake.
Jacob Black
Listen to me, Bella.
Bella Cullen
Jake, let me go!
Edward Cullen
Jacob, calm down, all right?
Jacob Black
Are you out of your mind? Huh? You'll kill her!
Seth Clearwater
Walk away, Jake.
Sam Uley
Enough, Jacob!
Jacob Black
Stay out of this, Sam.
Sam Uley
You're not gonna start something that we'll have to finish.
Jacob Black
She'll die.
Sam Uley
Let's go, Seth!
Bella Cullen
I'm really, really, really stupid.
Edward Cullen
No, it's all right. Come on, people are probably missing us. Let's go back.
[kisses her forehead]
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Sharkboy expresses enthusiasm for LG
Sharkboy
That's terrific, LG.
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Jacob's Advice on Staying Warm
Jacob Black
Wow, you're freezing, Bella! Relax. You'll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.
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A Single Punch Will End It
Sharkboy
Just one punch. He'll be out like a light.
[angrily]
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Sugar's Effect on Dreams
Sharkboy
Sugar will give you nightmares.
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Threatening Intent from Sharkboy
Sharkboy
I'll rip his circuits to shreds!
[enraged]
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Birthday Banter Among Friends
Alice Cullen
As soon as you put the dog out.
Jasper Hale
Happy birth— —never mind.
[Bella glares at him]
Jacob Black
Age is just a number baby. What are you like 40, now?
[After Bella makes a comment about his age]
Jacob Black
What a marshmallow.
Jacob Black
(Mike: What is your problem?) Right now, you're my problem. Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in the hospital?
[To Mike; Angrily stands up and walks toward Mike with hostility]
Rosalie Hale
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you, for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. But this isn't the life I would've chosen, for myself. And I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. So, no. Jacob black is a man with a personality that is good.
Jane
Pain.
[Staring at Edward]
Jane
This may hurt just a little.
[To Bella]
Harry Clearwater
Don't worry about the bears, Bella. My Kung Fu is strong.
Jessica Stanley
I don't know why you want to sit through all those zombies eating people and no hot guys kissing anybody. It's gross... Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? Cause if it's supposed to, like, draw a parallel about leprosy, my cousin had leprosy, ok it's not funny, you know? And, like, is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism? Because don't be so pleased with your own, like, self-referential cleverness? Like, some girls like to shop. Not all girls, apparently. Although I was surprised you even called at all. Like, your depression thing, I get it. I'm totally, totally worried. But after a while, it's like, you're still bumming and I'm going through stuff too. And Mike said he just want to be friends. It's hard...
[To Bella, after they both see a movie]
Charlie Swan
Bella, do not ever do that to me again. Ever. And you're grounded for the rest of your life.
[To Bella, as he is about to punish her]
Emmett Cullen
Dating an older woman...hot.
[To Edward, at Bella's birthday party]
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Sharkboy expresses concern about his fin.
Sharkboy
I think you broke my fin.
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Questioning Ocean Authority
Sharkboy
Am I king of the ocean, or what? (Tobor: No. Sorry.)
[to Tobor]
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Questioning Max's Actions in the Ocean
Sharkboy
Why'd you do it, Max? Why'd you freeze the ocean?
[angrily; to Max, about the ocean being froze over]
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Unexpected Reactions to Familiar Faces
Jacob Black
I didn't expect you to seem so... you. Except for the creepy eyes.
[To Bella]
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Historical Claims and Close Encounters
Garrett
Name any American battle, I was there.
Jacob Black
Little Big Horn.
Garrett
I was this close to biting Custer, but the Indians got him first.
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Confrontation Over Hidden Truths
Bella Swan
What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? Did Sam get to you? Is that what's happening?
Jacob Black
Sam's trying to help me. So don't blame him. But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love? The Cullens.
Bella Swan
I dunno what you're talking about—
Jacob Black
You know exactly what I'm talking about. You've been lying to everyone, Charlie...but you can't lie to me. Not any more, Bella.
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Jacob's Perspective on Relationships and Rivalry
Jacob Black
You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are.
[To Edward]
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Friendship and Heartbreak in New Moon
Jacob Black
Look Bella. We can't be friends anymore.
Bella Swan
Look Jake, I know that I've been...hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! I just need...maybe— just give me like some time, or something—
Jacob Black
Don't. It's not you.
Bella Swan
It's not you, it's me, right? Really?
Jacob Black
It's true! It is me. I'm not...good. I used to be— a good kid. But not anymore. This doesn't even matter, all right? This is over.
Bella Swan
You can't break up with me. I mean— I mean you're my best friend. You promised me.
Jacob Black
I know. I promised I wouldn't hurt you Bella. And this is me, keeping my promise. Go home Bella. And don't come back. Or you're gonna get hurt.
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Jacob's Confident Comparison of Heat
Jacob Black
may need her toes someday. And let's face it, I am hotter than you.
[To Edward; Bella]
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Unexpected Gift Between Friends
Bella Swan
I've brought you something. It's a little crazy.
Jacob Black
Wowwwwww. Scrap metal. You shouldn't have.
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Crossing Boundaries in Relationships
Jacob Black
You're about to cross a line!
Bella Swan
Then don't draw one. Please.
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Discussion About Action Movies in New Moon
Jacob Black
So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies?
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A Defiant Stand for Love and Life
Jacob Black
Stop! It's over! If you kill her, you kill me!
[To Sam]
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Naming Conflicts in Family Dynamics
Jacob Black
Do you remember how much you wanted to be around me three days ago? That's gone now, right?
Bella Swan
Long gone.
Jacob Black
Because it was her. From the beginning, it was Nessie who wanted me there.
Bella Swan
Nessie? You nicknamed my daughter after the LOCH NESS MONSTER?!
[enraged]
Bella Swan
Seth, are you okay?
Bella Swan
Seth, I'm sorry...
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Unexpected Consequences of a Kiss
Charlie Swan
What's going on?
Jacob Black
I kissed Bella.
[pause]
Jacob Black
And she broke her hand.
Jacob Black
Punching my face.
Jacob Black
It was a complete misunderstanding.
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Confrontation and Tension Among Friends
Bella Swan
What did you do? Hey what did you do?
[Approaching the Quileute Pack; pushes Sam]
Embry
Hey, watch it.
Sam
Easy.
Bella Swan
He didn't want this!
Paul
What did we do? What did he do, huh? What did he tell you?
Sam
Both of you, calm down.
Bella Swan
Nothing! He tells me nothing because he's scared of you.
Jared
Too late now!
[Paul begins to phase into a wolf]
Sam
Bella, get back! Paul! Calm down now.
Jacob Black
Bella!
[Running towards Bella]
Bella Swan
Run! Jake, run!
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Unwavering Commitment in Love and Conflict
Jacob Black
You feel something for me. You just won't admit it. So I'm not giving up. I'm gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating.
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Sharkboy warns Lavagirl of danger
Sharkboy
LAVAGIRL, THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!
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A Moment of Unexpected Compliment
Bella Swan
You know, you're sort of beautiful.
Jacob Black
How hard did you hit your head?
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Accountability for Actions
Jacob Black
You did this!
[to Edward; about Bella's pregnancy]
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Bella's Impact on the Pack Dynamics
Embry Call
I'm glad you're here Bella. Maybe we can get a break from Jake's obsessive inner monologue.
Paul
I wish Bella would call!
Jared
I wish Bella wouldn't call!
Embry Call
Maybe I should call Bella!
Quil Ateara
Maybe I should call Bella and hang up!
Jacob Black
Alright, you can all shut up now.
Jacob Black
Bella, this is Leah Clearwater... Harry's daughter.
Bella Swan
Hey... I'm really sorry about your father.
Leah Clearwater
If you're here to torture Jacob some more, feel free to leave.
[Walks off]
Jacob Black
Fun, isn't she?
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Conflicted Love in Twilight Saga
Jacob Black
Look... I know she's in love with you.
Edward Cullen
Oh, good.
Jacob Black
But she's in love with me too. She just won't admit it to herself.
Edward Cullen
I can't tell you if you're right.
Jacob Black
Then let me ask you something. If she chooses me...
Edward Cullen
She won't.
Jacob Black
If she did... Would you try to kill me?
Edward Cullen
That's an intriguing idea. But,no. I couldn't hurt her like that.
[pause]
Jacob Black
See, you'd just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you.
Edward Cullen
I don't want that. I never wanted that.
Jacob Black
So stop her.
Edward Cullen
I tried. I left.
Jacob Black
But you gave up too quickly. If you'd stayed away another six months, I could've made her happy. Trust me. You have to consider... That I might be better for her than you are.
Edward Cullen
I have considered that. I know you can protect her. But you can give her a life... a human life. It's all I want for her. But I'm not... I'm not going to force her into anything, ever again. The last time I tried it almost killed us both.
Jacob Black
Yeah. That I remember. When you thought she was gone... that you'd lost her... How did you... cope?
[pause]
Edward Cullen
There's no words. But I wouldn't wish it on anyone, Jacob. This might sound odd but I'm glad you're here.
[pause]
Jacob Black
Pretty neat. As much as I'd love to kill you I'm glad she's warm.
Edward Cullen
If we weren't natural enemies... And you weren't trying to steal my reason for existing... I might actually like you.
Jacob Black
Well... If you weren't planning on sucking the life out of the girl I love... I might... No... no, not even then. But she could still change her mind, you know.
[pause]
Edward Cullen
Then I'd let her go.
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Acceptance and Choice in Relationships
Jacob Black
You wouldn't have to change for me, Bella. Or say goodbye to anyone. I can give you more than .
[Edward]
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Managing Emotions and Reactions
Sharkboy
Just let her cool down. She's blowing off steam.
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Broken Promises and Difficult Choices
Jacob Black
I've done it again...I keep breaking my promise.
Bella Swan
We don't have to do this to each other.
Jacob Black
Yes, we do.
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Sharkboy's Hungry Challenge to Max
Sharkboy
A banana split?! Still hungry, Max? How bout a knuckle sandwich?
[Max had just imagined a banana split boat in the land of milk and cookies]
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Unexpected Wedding News for Jacob
Jacob Black
You're marrying him?!
[To Bella]
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