Teri Garr Quotes

Dr. Frankenstein Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door!

Inga Yes, Doctor.

Igor Nice workin with ya.

Dr. Frankenstein Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I WAS JOKING! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA HA HA! Jesus Christ, let me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! MOMMY!!!

Frau Blucher Nein!

Dr. Frankenstein Hello, handsome! You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because...they are JEALOUS! Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a GOD! And listen to me, you are not evil. You...are...GOOD! This is a nice boy. This is a good boy. This is a mother's angel. And I want the world to know once and for all, and without any shame, that we love him! I'm going to teach you. I'm going to show you how to walk, how to speak, how to move, how to think. Together, you and I are going to make the greatest single contribution to science since the creation of fire!

Inga Dr. Fronkensteen! Are you all right?!

Dr. Frankenstein MY NAME IS FRANKENSTEIN!!!

Inga Werewolf!

Dr. Frankenstein Werewolf?

Igor There.

Dr. Frankenstein What?

Igor There, wolf. There, castle.

Dr. Frankenstein Why are you talking that way?

Igor I thought you wanted to.

Dr. Frankenstein No, I don't want to.

Igor Suit yourself. I'm easy.

Julie Hey Paul, do you like my hairdo?

Paul Yes... yes, I do.

Julie Then why don't you touch it?

Dr. Frankenstein The minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed. I resolved therefore to make the Creature of gigantic stature." Of course, that would simplify everything.

Inga In other words...his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frankenstein Precisely.

Inga He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.

Dr. Frankenstein That goes without saying.

Inga Woof.

Igor He's going to be very popular.

Inga Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? It's fun. Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.

Sandy Lester There is nothing you can do for me. I just have to feel like this until I don't feel like this anymore and you're gonna have to know that you're the one that made me feel this way.

Ron Wow! What did you use? A .38?

Caroline .38... .39, whatever it took.

Testy True Quick! Suck it before the venom reaches my heart.

Mike WHAT heart?

Alex Wow, what a house!

Jack Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs.

Caroline Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it.

Jack Eh... hand me down.

Jack My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it.

Caroline Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright?

Jack Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it?

Caroline Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride.

Caroline I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going?

Jack I'm goin downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door.

Caroline Yeah, well be sure to take pride in some of that FAT, Porky!

Caroline Do you want to go over the list one more time?

Jack No I don't want to go over the list! OK let's go over the list.

Julie I'm gonna give you a present.

Paul Don't do that. That's really not necessary at all. I mean, I've only known you for, what, an hour.

Julie No, no, no. You said that you were gonna come back and you did. In these days, that is something to be commended and rewarded. Do you know what this is?

Paul No.

Julie This is a Plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheese paperweight. I bought it from a local artist, Kiki Bridges. Did you ever hear of her?

Inga You know, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. In the transference, the monster got part of your wonderful brain. But what did you ever get from him? Oh my goodness, I don't believe... Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you! At last, I know the secret of it all!

Bobbie Landers I went to empty the garbage and two ] ] me. And then one of them blessed the garbage. And then he asked me if our ] were conceived immaculately.

Dr. Frankenstein What knockers.

Inga Oh, thank you, doctor.

Bobbie Landers   Oh, ] "doesn't ] about ]"?

Jerry Landers   Well, that's what He said.

Sandy Lester Well, good night, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?

Dr. Frankenstein Nothing.

Inga Oh, Doctor, I'm sorry.

Dr. Frankenstein No. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace. SON OF A BITCH! BASTARD! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!

Inga Stop it! Stop that! Stop it! You'll kill him!

Dr. Frankenstein I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE!

Igor ].

Dr. Frankenstein Oh...mama...