Theresa Randle Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Theresa Randle

3 quotes

Space Jam

Talent and Teamwork in Space Jam

Michael Jordan Had it in you all the time, didn't you?

[Proudly]

Monstars Aww.

Michael Jordan One thing, though. Pass me the ball, Bugs. You gotta give my friends their talent back.

[To Bugs; Bugs passes the ball to him and Michael turns back to the Monstars]

Monstars What?

[Shocked]

Pound Do we have to?

[sadly; Shrugging]

Michael Jordan Yeah, it's part of the deal, touch the ball.

[Nodding]

Monstars Aww.

[Disappointed; They sadly look at each other; they don't know what to say but they know they can't keep the talent forever, so they decide to return it.]

Bupkus Oh, okay.

[Sighing sadly; Places his hand on the ball while Bang and Blanko place their hands on the ball.]

Blanko Uh, fair is fair.

[Pound places his hand on the ball touching Michael's fingers while Nawt looks for an empty spot.]

Michael Jordan There you go. Touch it.

[Nawt places his hand on the ball.]

Bupkus That was so much fun.

Bang I feel so... insignificant.

[sadly]

Pound My clothes don't fit.

[Frowning, while looking at his jersey]

Nawt What a trip.

Blanko I'm up for another one.

[Chuckling]

Pound Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny? We don't wanna go back to Moron Mountain.

[Sweetly, walking up to Bugs]

Bang We hate it up there.

Nawt It stinks.

[Showing a thumbs down]

Blanko Um, I was thinking, could we stay here with you?

Nerdlucks Please?

[Sweetly and showing friendly smiles]

Daffy Duck Oh, brother.

[Rolling his eyes]

Bugs Bunny Eh, I don't know if you guys are looney enough.

Bang Looney enough?!

[Shocked]

Stan Podolak Michael! Michael! Do you know what time it is?

Porky Pig Er, 7:15, er, 7:15, er- quarter past seven.

[Looks at his watches]

Stan Podolak Exactly. You've got a baseball game in 5 minutes.

Michael Jordan Okay. Take this.

[Hands him the ball]

Stan Podolak Is it safe?

[Looks at the ball]

Michael Jordan Yeah. Put it in my bag.

Michael Jordan I really enjoyed playing wit you guys. You guys got a lot of, uh...

Looney Tunes Huh?

Michael Jordan A-a lot of, uh...

Looney Tunes Yes?

Michael Jordan Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.

Michael Jordan All right, gotta go. Bugs?

Bugs Bunny Eh, Mike?

Michael Jordan Stay out of trouble.

[Walks away]

Bugs Bunny You know I will. Come here!

[To Lola; Lola giggling]

Barons Manager The delay is killing us. Where is Michael?

Juanita Jordan Where is Michael?

Jeffrey Jordan Oh. He's not back from his other game.

Juanita Jordan What other game?

Jasmine Jordan Shh!

[looking at Jeff with her finger to her mouth]

Juanita Jordan Uh-uh. What other game?

Stan Podolak Ladies and gentlemen! Michael Jordan!

[Speaks through the bullhorn; The teams come to see]

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Bad Boys

Wedding Ring and Undercover Operations

Theresa Burnett And you don't even have your wedding ring on.

[''Slams bedroom door shut'']

Marcus Burnett Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that's where it was and it's right back on baby. Damn. Can I get a pillow?

[''Sighs'']

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Space Jam

Miscommunication During a Road Trip

Stan Podolak Aw, I'm really sorry it took so long.

Michael Jordan Don't worry about it.

Stan Podolak That exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked.

Michael Jordan Hold up, hold up, right here.

Stan Podolak What, here?

Michael Jordan Yes.

Michael Jordan Thanks for the ride, Sherm. I appreciate it.

Stan Podolak It's Stan, Mike.

Michael Jordan Sorry.

Stan Podolak But that's all right, you can call me Sherm if you want to because I've followed your whole career and I think you're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.

Michael Jordan Stan. Stan. Stan. How do I get outta here? The door doesn't work.

[Trying to get out of the car]

Stan Podolak Oh! I'm sorry. I-I- I forgot to tell you it's a classic. It's a classic, but it's got a few peccadilloes. Hold on just a second.

[Gets out of the car; Taps the car door and opens it]

Michael Jordan Huh, a few, huh? It's smoking too, man. You need to get that checked.

[Gets out of the car]

Michael Jordan Thanks for the ride.

[Takes the bag from the car]

Stan Podolak Oh. Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house. Oh, that is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?

[Looking at the house]

Michael Jordan No, it's a nice house.

Stan Podolak If you need anything done around the house, I'd be more than happy to help you out.

Michael Jordan Oh, no. I'm fine, thanks.

Stan Podolak Anything you need.

Michael Jordan Nah. You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.

Stan Podolak Okay, sure.

Michael Jordan Tomorrow, I'ma drive, so I don't need the ride. But thanks, though.

Stan Podolak Oh. Why? Too conspicuous?

Michael Jordan Yeah.

[Smiling]

Stan Podolak All right. All right.

[Chuckling]

Michael Jordan Thanks, though.

Stan Podolak All right. Tomorrow!

[Gets in his car]

Michael Jordan See you tomorrow.

Michael Jordan Come on, dog. No, not today. Oh!

[Seeing his dog]

Michael Jordan Dog, get off me! Your breath!

Jordan's housekeeper Mr. Jordan, are you okay? Get off of him, Charles! Come on!

[Runs out and sees Michael; To Charles]

Michael Jordan Bad dog! Git! Oh!

Jordan's housekeeper Come on, Charles! Get off of him! Pooch, stop it! Get off of him before I cook you! Come on, come on, come on, baby, come on.

[Grabs Charles by the collar, pulling him away]

Juanita Jordan Come on, you guys. Get out of the car!

Kids Bye, Mr. Jordan.

Michael Jordan Bye, kids.

Little League girl Hey, good game.

Michael Jordan Hey, Jeff. You okay?

[Concerned]

Michael Jordan How was your game?

Jeffery Jordan I don't wanna talk about it.

Marcus Jordan Hi, dad!

[Running past him]

Michael Jordan Hey, hey, hey.

Passengers Bye Michael!

[Driving by and waving to Michael]

Jasmine Jordan Daddy! Daddy!

[Happily running up to him]

Michael Jordan Hi, how you doing?

[Picks her up and hugs her]

Juanita Jordan Hey.

Michael Jordan Hey.

Juanita Jordan Ooh! You're all covered up with drool, baby.

[Kisses him]

Michael Jordan That's your dog.

Michael Jordan What's the matter with Jeff?

Juanita Jordan Well, he went 2 for 5 and lost 32 points in his batting average.

Michael Jordan Is that all?

[Shocked]

Juanita Jordan Yeah, so that puts him at, like, uh, 685 or something.

Michael Jordan He's batting what?

Juanita Jordan Mmm, smells good in here. Whatcha cooking?

Jordan's housekeeper Chicken.

Jordan's housekeeper Chicken and collard greens.

Michael Jordan Good. I'ma need a good meal tonight.

[Housekeeper chuckles and Michael feels sad]

Juanita Jordan Is everything okay?

[Concerned]

Michael Jordan Boy, I stunk up the place. I hope this baseball's thing is a good idea.

Jim Rome It was another career day for Michael Jordan at Barons Field this afternoon. Let's face it. This baseball...

Michael Jordan What are you guys watching?

[He goes into the living room and sees the news on TV, and sits down to watch]

Jim Rome Today he went 0 for 4 with three strikeouts.

Michael Jordan Is this the only thing on TV?

Jim Rome That brings his batting average down to an anemic .214, which also happens to be his playing weight. Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racket!

Jeffrey Jordan Did everyone get mad at you?

Michael Jordan No, worse. Everyone was real nice about it.

Jim Rome Michael, I know golf is your sport, but not here.

Jeffrey Jordan I think you should open your stance a little. It might make you more aggressive at the plate.

Michael Jordan Oh, you think so? I'll try to remember that.

Jim Rome Watching this hurts me more than it hurts you. What is that?

Michael Jordan What are you guys doing watching that stuff? It's bad for you.

[Picks up the remote]

Michael Jordan There you go, Road Runner. Beep-beep, here. Looney Tunes.

[Gets up and goes into the kitchen]

Road Runner Beep beep!

Porky Pig Stop this cartoon! We got an emergency cartoon character union meeting to go to.