Tig Notaro Biography
Mathilde 'Tig' O'Callaghan Notaro (born March 24, 1971) is an American stand-up comic, writer, radio contributor, and actress. She is known for her deadpan comedy.
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A Misunderstanding Over Lunch Plans
Impound Woman:
Are you trying to bribe me?
Meghan:
No.
Impound Woman: [[w:Quiznos|Quiznos]
That's a shame. You know, I'm thinking ] for lunch today.
Meghan:
How much?
Impound Woman:
$500.
Meghan:
Quiznos does not cost $500!
Meghan:
Fuck!... This!
Meghan:
Yeah! Suck it, lady!
Meghan:
Come on. Go. Come on. Go. Come on. Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no.
Gordon:
I know you. You're stuck again.
Meghan:
You gonna--
Gordon:
Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm-- From last night. How you doing?
Meghan:
How you doing?
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