Memorable Quotes from Tig Notaro
1 quoteA Misunderstanding Over Lunch Plans
Impound Woman
Are you trying to bribe me?
Meghan
No.
Impound Woman
That's a shame. You know, I'm thinking ] for lunch today.
[[w:Quiznos|Quiznos]
Meghan
How much?
Impound Woman
$500.
Meghan
Quiznos does not cost $500!
Meghan
Fuck!... This!
Meghan
Yeah! Suck it, lady!
Meghan
Come on. Go. Come on. Go. Come on. Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on. No, no, no, no, no.
Gordon
I know you. You're stuck again.
Meghan
You gonna--
Gordon
Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm-- From last night. How you doing?
Meghan
How you doing?
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