Til Schweiger Quotes

Joe Tanto Hey Beau, if this is about pride, you'd better forget it, cause that's how this whole thing started.

Beau Brandenburg What would you do?

Beau Brandenburg You'd crawl?

Joe Tanto Crawl!

Beau Brandenburg Joe, you never crawl.

Joe Tanto Yeah, I'd crawl until there was nothing left. C'mon champ use your head.

Hellstrom I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines. Did you hear that? That was the sound of my Walther. Pointed right at your testicles.

Lt. Archie Hicox Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?

Hellstrom Because you've just given yourself away, Captain. You're no more German than that scotch.

Hicox Well, Major...

Bridget von Hammersmark Major...

Hellstrom Shut up, slut! You were saying?

Hicox I was saying that that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz That makes three of us. And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller.

Hellstrom Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here.

Hicox What's going to happen, Major... you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us.

Hellstrom No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I'm afraid, you and I, we both know, Captain, no matter what happens to anybody else in this room the two of us aren't going anywhere. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. How sad.

Hicox Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking ].

Hellstrom By all means, Captain.

Hicox There's a special ring in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily... I must say, damn good stuff, sir. Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do.

Hellstrom And what would that be?

Hicox Stiglitz...

Stiglitz Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls!

Mark I had two bags of grass in this kitchen. They are always trying to stiff me, you know?

Stevo Who is?

Mark Who? Everybody. You know I give to everybody, Stevo. You know that. And they just go ahead and try to take whatever they want. It makes me want to kill...which I've done in the past, believe me. I'm not saying it makes me a man or anything. I'm just passing on the information.

Stevo When did you kill?

Mark In Miami I shot two men. Why do you think I'm here? Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty'? They tried to rob me, so I shot them in the head. You have to put at least one bullet in the head just to make sure.

Stevo Get out of here. Come on. You didn't kill anybody. Fuck you.

Mark You don't believe me, huh? Well...

Stevo Hey.

Mark With this. You want to be a cowboy, I show you cowboy.

Stevo Come on. Just put that thing away. I hate those things. Put it away, I get the joke. Now put it away.

Mark When I was a kid, my family died in a crash.

Stevo I know.

Mark You know? My mother told me to buckle up because things were going to get bumpy...so I did. I looked at her, and she smiled. And then like this, boom, the plane was going down. My dad was next to the pilot, and he told us not to worry. But, hey, even at five I knew we had trouble because the pilot was crying. So I looked at my sister and she was like "Oh, man. We're getting close". So I looked at my mom again, and she smiled at me again...and so this time I smiled. And then we hit the ground, and something came through that plane...and cut my mother's head off. So now this head was flying straight at me, and she never took her eyes off of me. That's when I passed out. And when I woke up, my family was all around me in pieces. I saw my mother's arm, my sister's leg...my brother's head...but I couldn't find my father. I wanted to, though...'cause I was going to kick his FUCKIN dead body - Cause he lied. You know what I'm trying to tell you, Stevo? It's so easy, so easy to get it taken away from you. And they try...every chance they get, they try.

Stevo It's bad...I mean, it's really bad.

Beau Brandenburg This is my life.

Sophia Simone This is not your life! This is what you do for a living.

Beau Brandenburg My mind has to be out there, not in here. So right now this is my life.

Sophia Simone So, what am I? What am I?

Beau Brandenburg A distraction.