Memorable Quotes from Tim Berrington
1 quoteInvestigation of a Professional Assailant
Pegasus
It's an unmitigated disaster, English!
Johnny English
I couldn't agree more, sir.
Pegasus
Well, we need to get those jewels back, English, and fast! Now tell me about this assailant. Because when they searched the room later, there was no sign of him.
[English is momentarily distracted by the sight of Pegasus's secretary (who he accidentally tranquilized earlier) scooting past the doors outside in a wheelchair, glaring at him]
Johnny English
Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated.
[Uncomfortable; the 'assailant' was made up by him to account for him accidentally knocking a man out]
Pegasus
But he's the only lead we've got, English! We have to find him. Oh, come in. This is-this is Roger from Data Support. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like?
[A man with a laptop walks into the room]
Johnny English
Well, he was... big.
Roger
Hair colour?
Johnny English
Umm... orange.
[looks around the room for ideas and spots a fruitbowl]
Pegasus
Orange?
[skeptical]
Johnny English
Mmh. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.
Johnny English
An eye patch, broken nose, very few teeth. Two, I would say at the most. And a scar on his cheek... in the shape... of a banana.
Roger
Which cheek?
Johnny English
Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle.
Pegasus
Are you sure about this, English?
Johnny English
AH! Oh, that's him, An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.
[surprised by'' made-up appearance'']
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