The World's Greatest Athlete - Miscommunication Between Characters in a Scene
Nanu:
Me Nanu. You Jane.
Milo Jackson:
Now that doesn't sound quite right...
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The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again - Legacy of Unfortunate Events
Amos Tucker:
Our picture's never going to get in the history books now.
Theodore Ogelvie:
Oh, yes it will. We'll go down as numbers 16 or 17 shot by Marshall Wooly Bill Hitchcock.
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The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again - Opening a Bank Account Explained
Theodore Ogelvie:
First thing we're going to do is open a bank account.
Amos Tucker:
Now, is that different from opening a safe?
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Making a Decision Together
Theodore Ogelvie:
You know something, Amos?
Amos Tucker:
Huh?
Theodore Ogelvie:
We got to make a decision.
Amos Tucker:
What?
Theodore Ogelvie:
Does the Hash Knife Outfit throw in its hand? Or do we go out in a blaze of glory?
Amos Tucker:
Right! Uh, just what do you mean... blaze of glory?
Theodore Ogelvie:
Fighting till the last man's killed! What's it going to be, pard?
Amos Tucker:
You know that jail in Santa Fe wasn't all that bad.
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Courtroom Chaos and Misunderstanding
Homer McCoy:
Order! Order! This court is now in session, the Honorable Judge Homer McCoy presiding. Theodore Ogelvie, Amos Tucker, you're under arrest for attempted bank robbery. How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
Theodore Ogelvie:
Not guilty?
Homer McCoy:
Guilty!
Amos Tucker:
That was the wrong one, Your Honor.
Homer McCoy: [[w:Horned King|Horned King]
This court sentences you to be thrown into the ]'s dungeon for twenty years! And I'm giving you an extra ten-dollar fine for perjury. Take them away.
Homer McCoy:
Enjoy your stay at the Horned King's dungeon in Prydain at 12:00 sharp for your twenty-year sentence. And don't forget to bring your own rope.
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Calculating Shared Earnings from a Windfall
Amos Tucker:
How much money do you figure that dude's got in front of him?
Theodore Ogelvie:
About 500.
Amos Tucker:
500? Wow! You know, that'll be, uh, that's 200 apiece!
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Humiliation in Unexpected Circumstances
Theodore Ogelvie:
Amos, that's the most humiliating thing that's happened to me.
Amos Tucker:
I know.
Theodore Ogelvie:
Three bitty kids with shovels walk right into our hideout and get the drop on us.
Amos Tucker:
I know.
Theodore Ogelvie:
And you burnt my hand, Amos.
Amos Tucker:
Well, I'm sorry about that.
Theodore Ogelvie:
And you scorched a hole in my best shirt!
Amos Tucker:
Well, I can fix that.
Theodore Ogelvie: [suddenly blows his top]
Why did you tell me those three bitty kids were a posse?
Amos Tucker:
Well, I thought I saw them hiding down there in the bushes.
Theodore Ogelvie:
Oh, you couldn't see through a barbed-wire fence!
Amos Tucker:
Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie:
That head of yours won't hold straw!
Amos Tucker:
Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie:
You couldn't sell hacksaws in a jail!
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