Click - Celebrating a Newborn's Gender Surprise
Doctor:
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Newman, you have a baby girl!
Gertrude:
A girl? No wait, this is a baby boy!
Theodore:
A boy? I have a son!
Gertrude:
I can see why you made a mistake doctor, it has such a tiny schmeckel!
Morty:
She must have some kind of super vision. Neither the doctor nor I could have identified something that small.
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