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Tim Herlihy Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Tim Herlihy

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Celebrating a Newborn's Gender Surprise
Doctor Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Newman, you have a baby girl!
Gertrude A girl? No wait, this is a baby boy!
Theodore A boy? I have a son!
Gertrude I can see why you made a mistake doctor, it has such a tiny schmeckel!
Morty She must have some kind of super vision. Neither the doctor nor I could have identified something that small.