Soul Plane - Celebrating a Milestone and Preparing for Release
Mr. Hunkee: [[w:Punk'd|punk'd]
Alright, congratulations everybody! You guys have been ]! There's cameras everywhere, right son?
Billy Hunkee:
We'll be back in like five minutes with the release forms! Come on!
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Soul Plane - Flight Cancellation and Alternative Arrangement Offered
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent:
OK, Mr. Hunkee, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been cancelled.
Barbara:
Oh, for the love of...
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: [in background]
But, the good news is that we have found another airline that can accommodate you this evening. Would you be interested in flying another airline?
Mr. Hunkee:
No problem.
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent:
OK, four tickets for flight... 069, on NWA. What you gonna wanna do is go to gate 1, uh, that's Terminal X, and we'll send your luggage on down for you.
Mr. Hunkee:
Thank you.
Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent:
Good luck!
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Soul Plane - Teenage Party Confessions and Parental Concerns
Heather Hunkee:
Fine. For a couple more hours. I am 17 and then I'll be 18. Then I can party and have sex.
Mr. Hunkee:
Sex?! No, no.
Heather Hunkee:
Yeah, sex. Missionary, doggie-style, rocking the baby, getting tea-bagged, playing the trombone while I'm tossing a salad, hand jobs, ear jobs, blow jobs. Getting a pearl necklace, riding the bologna pony... sucking--
Mr. Hunkee:
That's enough!
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Barely Legal - Family Disappointment and the Need for Explanation
Mrs. Lewis:
We just want you to know how deeply disappointed we are in you.
Deacon:
I can explain.
Mr. Lewis:
You can explain?! Well, explain it to me, son, explain it!
Deacon:
Believe me, if you just give me a chance...
Mr. Lewis: [presents Deacon's mail sent diploma]
How in the hell can you ever explain this?!
Mrs. Lewis:
How did you manage to get a C in biology?
Mr. Lewis:
You are a straight A student, boy!
Mrs. Lewis:
I knew we shouldn't have let him have a girlfriend.
Mr. Lewis:
Let alone two...
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Barely Legal - Introduction of Naomi to Mrs. Lewis
Mrs. Lewis: [from the dinner table]
Deacon? Who is it?
Naomi: [walks in to the dinner table]
Hi, Mrs. Lewis, I'm Naomi.
Deacon:
Christ...this is Naomi and she's my...my good...
Naomi:
...Girlfriend.
Mrs. Lewis:
His...his girlfriend?
Max (K):
Deacon has TWO girlfriends?!
Deacon: [whispering]
I'm gonna break your arm around, Max.
Naomi: [to Max]
What do you mean?
Max (K): [points at her]
Deacon's OTHER girlfriend is having dinner with us.
Deacon:
Oh, God. I can explain.
Mr. Lewis: [Casually]
Naomi, this is Deacon's other girlfriend, Ashley.
Ashley:
Hi.
Naomi:
Oh my God. How old are you, you slut?
Ashley:
Eighteen.
Naomi: [looking at Deacon; leaves Deacon's house]
I thought you were a nice guy.
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Barely Legal - Age and Perception in Conversation
Ashley:
Johnson sounds like a complete moron.
Mr. Lewis: [holds her palm tightly with his own palm in excitement]
Exacly!
Mrs. Lewis:
Ashley...I have a personal question for you. Exactly how old are you?
Ashley:
Oh, well, I'm nineteen. But I, ah, I tell people I'm eighteen, right?
Deacon: [joins his father in laughter]
Eighteen...I, it's just...isn't that funny?
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Barely Legal - Dinner Invitation Amidst Uncertainty
Mrs. Lewis:
I...I am really sorry, Ashley. I just didn't know he had a girlfriend.
Mr. Lewis:
Say, would you like to stay for dinner tonight?
Deacon:
Oh, no, no. Ashley has this, this...
Ashley:
...Okay.
Mr. Lewis: [presents his hand for a handshake]
Great, I'm Art.
Mrs. Lewis: [quickly slaps his hand away before Ashley removes her hands from covering her breasts]
Oh, stop.
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True Lies - A Decade Away from Driving
Albert Gibson:
Harry, do you realize it has been, in fact, ten years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
Harry Tasker:
If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.
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True Lies - Secrets and Betrayals Among Friends
Harry Tasker:
You tell on me, I'll tell on you.
Albert Gibson:
What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
Tasker:
What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Gibson:
You knew about that?
Tasker:
Uh-huh.
Gibson:
Let's take Franklin, it's quicker.
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True Lies - Missing Page Causes Confusion in Dialogue
Albert Gibson:
My turn to drive?
Harry Tasker:
Give me the page.
Gibson:
What are you talking about?
Harry:
This jumps from page 9 to page 11. Where's page 10?
Gibson: [looks at paper]
It's gotta be a typo.
Harry: [shouts; smashes the passenger side of the window with his bare fist.]
Give me the goddamn page!
Gibson: [Gibson looks at the window, then stares blankly at Harry; Quickly grabs page 10 from coat]
OK.
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True Lies - Unexpected Betrayal and Misunderstanding in Relationships
Albert Gibson:
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, remember? I had no idea nothing was going on. I come home, and the house is empty. I mean, completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
Harry Tasker:
It's not Helen.
Gibson:
Helen still loves you. She just wants to bang this guy for a while. It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...
Tasker: [slams Albert against a post]
STOP--cheering me UP!!!!
Gibson: [pause; serious; ushers him back to car; gets into the car]
What'd you expect? Helen's a flesh-and-blood woman, and you're never there. It was just a matter of time. I say we concentrate on work. That's what I do every time my life turns to dog shit. I concentrate on work, and that gets me by. Right, buddy? It's gonna be great. We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're going to feel a hell of a lot better. Watch your head. Women: Can't live with em; Can't kill em.
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