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Tom Sizemore Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Tom Sizemore

9 quotes
The Choice of Involvement
DeWitt Albright One thing I like about working for myself...I always have a bottle on the table. You wanna drink with me? Fine. You don't? Door's right behind you. Joppy tells me you're a war hero. Said you went in with Patton.
DeWitt Albright So, you want the job?
Easy Rawlins Depends on what kind of job. I don't want to get mixed up in nothing.
DeWitt Albright Walk out the door in the morning, Easy, and you're mixed up in something. Only thing that matters is if you're mixed up to the top or not.
Easy Rawlins I mean I don't wanna get mixed up with the law...
DeWitt Albright Neither one of us wants to get mixed up in that. That's just rich people trying to keep me and you in our place. I'm looking for somebody for a friend.
[he laughs]
Transitioning to Stardom
Cody Nicholson You just made it big time.
[to Elliot]
Nicky Dimes You're no longer an extra...
Cody Nicholson ...or a bit player...
Nicky Dimes ...or a supporting actor...
Cody Nicholson ...you're a fucking star. You are a fucking star. And you are going to be playing your one-man show for the next two fucking years for a captive audience. And listen to this, you get out in a few years and meet some old lady, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman.
Nicky Dimes Of course, you'll only want to fuck her in the ass because that pussy wont be tight enough anymore.
Cody Nicholson Good one detective, right you fucking faggot?
Job Offer with Unclear Intentions
DeWitt Albright These big companies, don't give a damn, do they? If you need a job, drop by this address at seven tonight.
[writes on a business card]
Easy Rawlins What kind of work you do?
DeWitt Albright I do favors... I do favors for friends. Drop by.
[leaves]
Easy Rawlins Who the hell is that, Joppy?
Joppy Just somebody I know... A bidnessman.
Easy Rawlins What kinda business?
Joppy Oh, I don't ask him all that. He comes in here every so often looking for somebody to do a little job for him... He pays good.
Easy Rawlins In other words, he's a gangster.
Joppy I didn't say that... But if there's a dollar laying in the street I don't think he'll let a little dirt stop him from picking it up. If you worried about making that house note this month, maybe you wanna pay him a call. All them pretty girls you be with ain't gonna buy you a house. Sound like he just wants you to keep your eyes open for somebody...He'll pay you whether you see anything or not. If it was me I'd take that man's money and go on about my bidness... Ain't nothin to worry about.
Easy Rawlins When somebody tells me "Don't worry," I usually look down to see if my fly is open... I noticed Albright didn't bother to pay for his drink. DeWitt Albright reminded me of somebody I knew back in Houston. His name was Raymond Alexander but we called him Mouse... Mouse called hisself a businessman too. And I found out that I shouldn't be nowhere around when Mouse got down to his business... I learned that the hard way.
[voiceover]
Tension Escalates in a Standoff Scene
Cody Nicholson All right, you're all under arrest. Put the guns down!
Monty Fuck you! All of you pigs drop your guns and back away.
Lee Monty, what the fuck are you doing? Just put your gun down.
Nicky Dimes Drop your guns now, motherfucker!
Boris Fuck you, we can kill all of you assholes and you know it now get your ass on the floor!
Lee Boris, shut the fuck up. We're all gonna die here. These are cops.
Boris So what, they're cops, who gives a shit? Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate fuckin cops.
Tension Escalates Amidst Chaos and Threats
Snake Next time I see you again, you're dead.
[to Puggy]
Matt Arnold Uh, Jenny's mom opened the door, and I came running up to squirt her. And then, uh, Mrs. Herk jumped me... jumped on me. And, uh, and then I went down on Jenny... or I f-fell on Jenny.
Eddie Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms.
Snake If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head.
[to the Russians]
Leonard If we don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.
Confrontation Over Breaking and Entering
Easy Rawlins What you doin in my house, man?
DeWitt Albright I expected you to be home, so Manny used a screwdriver on the door. What happened to your face?
Easy Rawlins You got no excuse to be breakin into my house -- What if I broke into your place?
DeWitt Albright I'd tear your nigger head out by its root.
[still smiling]
Easy Rawlins So what do you want?
DeWitt Albright Where have you been this time of morning, Easy?
Easy Rawlins I went to see a girl. Don't you get none, Mr. Albright?
DeWitt Albright I didn't come here to play, boy. You got my money in your pocket and we've been over at that address waitin all night for Frank Green and now we've found out that he moved from there over a year ago.
Easy Rawlins So what do you want me to do about it? You don't think I did my job. Shit, I give you the money back.
DeWitt Albright Do you believe in God, Easy? Cause I'm curious to see if death is any different for a religious man.
Confrontation Escalates Between Two Characters
Leo Out!
Snake He broke my ankle!
[about Puggy]
Leo I break your head!
A Dangerous Proposition for Easy Rawlins
DeWitt Albright Get me some whiskey, Easy.
Easy Rawlins Get it yourself. Bottle's in the cabinet.
DeWitt Albright Well, I'll be damned. Get us a drink, Manny. Easy, you're a brave man. I need a brave man working for me. But you gotta find Frank Green, so he can lead us to her.
Easy Rawlins No, thanks, Mr. Albright. People are gettin killed all around me. You never said anything about all this.
DeWitt Albright Easy, you're connectable to two murders. You'll do whatever I tell you to do. Now you got three days to find him. And you make sure you count em right.
A Tense Encounter of Demands and Responses
DeWitt Albright Excuse me.
[to group of kids threatening Easy]
Kid What do you want?
DeWitt Albright I want to see brains. I want you to die for me.
Kid I'm sorry, sir.
DeWitt Albright The question is: "Are you sorry enough?
Kid Yessir.
DeWitt Albright Then prove it. Show him. Get down on your knees and suck his peter.
Easy Rawlins I think he got the point--
DeWitt Albright You heard me.
[to the kid]
DeWitt Albright Son of a gun. You were gonna do it, weren't you?
DeWitt Albright Sick bastard.
DeWitt Albright Get out of here. You call the cops, I'll kill ya!
DeWitt Albright I don't think they'd dare call the cops. But it'll cost me a few bucks if they do.
[giggles]