Memorable Quotes from Tony Roberts
6 quotesA Humorous Exchange on Flying and Medicine
Maxwell
Andrew, are you all right?
Andrew
Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose.
Maxwell
You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.
Andrew
Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.
Maxwell
He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...
Andrew
Yeah? Who overcharges me?
Maxwell
But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?
Andrew
I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.
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Marriage Advice with a Twist of Humor
Dick Christie
The two of you should get married and move into a hospital.
[to Allan Felix and Diane Christie]
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A Proposal for Cost Savings
Fred Hines
Look Al, sweetheart. I'm only trying to save you money. I mean by making me a partner, you'll save paying me all those exorbitant lawyer's fees.
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A Lawyer's Absurd Quest for a Golden Duck
Fred Hines
Wait. What am I doin'? A sane adult with a law degree, crawling outta the barnyard, barking at fowls, tryin to find some stupid duck who lays solid go.... Solid gold eggs!
[to the viewers; on Albert; one second pause; barks 3 times to look for Charley]
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Skepticism About Identity in Conversation
Dick Christie
Who were those guys?
Allan Felix
Oh, they said they were hairdressers, hard to believe though.
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Belief in the Spirit World Discussed by Doctors
Maxwell
I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.
Andrew
Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.
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