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Tracey Ullman Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Tracey Ullman

9 quotes
Dreams and Reality in Small Time Crooks
Ray For God's sake! For some reason you're always shooting down my dreams.
Frenchy Because you get the kind of dreams people get after putting opium in their brownies.
Self-Doubt and Acknowledgment of Limitations
Ray I'm no genius, believe me, I'm no genius.
Frenchy Yeah, you don't have to sell me.
A Lighthearted Exchange on a Rooftop
Ray I gotta get some air. I'm going up on the roof.
Frenchy Don't jump! You're too valuable as a dishwasher.
A Humorous Take on Marital Intelligence
Ray What would you say if I told you that you were married to a very brilliant man?
Frenchy I'd say I'd have to be a bigamist.
Facing the Reality of Bankruptcy
Frenchy's Lawyer You've lost it all, Frenchy. Or should I say, you've been swindled out of it all.
Frenchy You mean I got...?
Frenchy's Lawyer Nothing, Mrs. Winkler. You have nothing. No... no house, no bank account, just a couple of large, outstanding loans which we feel you can best deal with by filing for bankruptcy.
Frenchy Bankruptcy? Bankruptcy? I'm not up to the B-words yet!
Unexpected Consequences of a Rat Bite
Ray Today Benny got bit by a rat. We had to give him a rabies shot.
Frenchy Who, the rat?
Memories and Morality in Crime
Frenchy Hey, It was you who taught me how to open a safe.
Ray That was one of my fondest memories of our time together... What are you saying? You boosted this from David's safe? Frenchy, that's stealing.
Frenchy Not exactly. Look, it's a long story, Ray. Let's sell it, and I'll fill you in on the flight to Miami.
Ray Sweetheart, you are the greatest.
Frenchy Yeah.
A Name Change Through the Centuries
Prince John Such an unusual name. Latrine. How did your family come by it?
Latrine We changed it in the 9th Century.
Prince John You changed it to Latrine?
Latrine Yeah! It used to be Shithouse.
Prince John It's a good change...it's a good change.
Comparing Intelligence with Humor
Denny Ray really is a genius, Frenchy.
Frenchy Compared to you, this chair is a genius, Denny.