Memorable Quotes from Tracey Ullman
9 quotesDreams and Reality in Small Time Crooks
Ray
For God's sake! For some reason you're always shooting down my dreams.
Frenchy
Because you get the kind of dreams people get after putting opium in their brownies.
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Self-Doubt and Acknowledgment of Limitations
Ray
I'm no genius, believe me, I'm no genius.
Frenchy
Yeah, you don't have to sell me.
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A Lighthearted Exchange on a Rooftop
Ray
I gotta get some air. I'm going up on the roof.
Frenchy
Don't jump! You're too valuable as a dishwasher.
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A Humorous Take on Marital Intelligence
Ray
What would you say if I told you that you were married to a very brilliant man?
Frenchy
I'd say I'd have to be a bigamist.
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Facing the Reality of Bankruptcy
Frenchy's Lawyer
You've lost it all, Frenchy. Or should I say, you've been swindled out of it all.
Frenchy
You mean I got...?
Frenchy's Lawyer
Nothing, Mrs. Winkler. You have nothing. No... no house, no bank account, just a couple of large, outstanding loans which we feel you can best deal with by filing for bankruptcy.
Frenchy
Bankruptcy? Bankruptcy? I'm not up to the B-words yet!
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Unexpected Consequences of a Rat Bite
Ray
Today Benny got bit by a rat. We had to give him a rabies shot.
Frenchy
Who, the rat?
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Memories and Morality in Crime
Frenchy
Hey, It was you who taught me how to open a safe.
Ray
That was one of my fondest memories of our time together... What are you saying? You boosted this from David's safe? Frenchy, that's stealing.
Frenchy
Not exactly. Look, it's a long story, Ray. Let's sell it, and I'll fill you in on the flight to Miami.
Ray
Sweetheart, you are the greatest.
Frenchy
Yeah.
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A Name Change Through the Centuries
Prince John
Such an unusual name. Latrine. How did your family come by it?
Latrine
We changed it in the 9th Century.
Prince John
You changed it to Latrine?
Latrine
Yeah! It used to be Shithouse.
Prince John
It's a good change...it's a good change.
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Comparing Intelligence with Humor
Denny
Ray really is a genius, Frenchy.
Frenchy
Compared to you, this chair is a genius, Denny.
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