Small Time Crooks - Memories and Morality in Crime
Frenchy:
Hey, It was you who taught me how to open a safe.
Ray:
That was one of my fondest memories of our time together... What are you saying? You boosted this from David's safe? Frenchy, that's stealing.
Frenchy:
Not exactly. Look, it's a long story, Ray. Let's sell it, and I'll fill you in on the flight to Miami.
Ray:
Sweetheart, you are the greatest.
Frenchy:
Yeah.
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Small Time Crooks - Facing the Reality of Bankruptcy
Frenchy's Lawyer:
You've lost it all, Frenchy. Or should I say, you've been swindled out of it all.
Frenchy:
You mean I got...?
Frenchy's Lawyer:
Nothing, Mrs. Winkler. You have nothing. No... no house, no bank account, just a couple of large, outstanding loans which we feel you can best deal with by filing for bankruptcy.
Frenchy:
Bankruptcy? Bankruptcy? I'm not up to the B-words yet!
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Small Time Crooks - A Humorous Take on Marital Intelligence
Ray:
What would you say if I told you that you were married to a very brilliant man?
Frenchy:
I'd say I'd have to be a bigamist.
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Small Time Crooks - Comparing Intelligence with Humor
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Small Time Crooks - Unexpected Consequences of a Rat Bite
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Small Time Crooks - Dreams and Reality in Small Time Crooks
Ray:
For God's sake! For some reason you're always shooting down my dreams.
Frenchy:
Because you get the kind of dreams people get after putting opium in their brownies.
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Small Time Crooks - A Lighthearted Exchange on a Rooftop
Ray:
I gotta get some air. I'm going up on the roof.
Frenchy:
Don't jump! You're too valuable as a dishwasher.
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Small Time Crooks - Self-Doubt and Acknowledgment of Limitations
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - A Name Change Through the Centuries
Prince John:
Such an unusual name. Latrine. How did your family come by it?
Latrine:
We changed it in the 9th Century.
Prince John:
You changed it to Latrine?
Latrine:
Yeah! It used to be Shithouse.
Prince John:
It's a good change...it's a good change.
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