D2: The Mighty Ducks - Respect and Identity in D2: The Mighty Ducks
Dwayne:
Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!
Connie:
Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'm a DUCK!
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D2: The Mighty Ducks - A Comedic Moment of Team Chaos
Dwayne:
This is more crowded than a truckload of goats.
Julie:
Somebody better watch their hands.
Averman:
Yecch. Somebody licked me!
Fulton:
Ugh, I smell something.
Entire team:
GOLDBERG!
Goldberg:
It wasn't me!
Portman:
No, it was me!
Gordon:
I can't think of any fashion to make it clearer. You are a team. To win this thing, we're going to need to work as one. Now, as ONE–––skate!
Gordon:
Everyone goes their own way, everyone falls down. Now get up and do it again!
Gordon: [Then he promises double dessert to the last player left standing]
Alright, Rancher Dwayne. Go round me up some stray calf.
Tibbles:
I know you athletes need your food, but let me interrupt you for a moment. Winning the Junior Goodwill Games is more than just a victory. It's a chance to be immortalized in a time-honored tradition.
Dwayne:
Hey, that's us!
Tibbles:
Today it's a cereal box. Tomorrow it's video games, action figures, lunch boxes. Perhaps they'll even make a movie about you. Stranger facts have happened. Now, just where everybody knows who you are, put away these old Duck jerseys because from now on you'll be wearing these!
Charlie:
This stuff has Hendrix written all over it.
Gordon:
They're our sponsors, Charlie.
Charlie:
Then what? Why can't we be USA Ducks or at least keep our Duck colors?
Gordon: [The fact is, he explains, they aren't the Ducks anymore. They are a new team. Team USA]
Charlie, it's business stuff.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks - A New Player Joins the Team
Dwayne:
Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?
Jesse: [rest of the Ducks laugh]
Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!
Tibbles:
That's Dwayne Robertson, from Austin. He's the best puck handler I've ever seen.
Gordon:
You mean, for his age.
Tibbles:
No, I don't.
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