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Ty O'Neal Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Ty O'Neal

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D2: The Mighty Ducks
A New Player Joins the Team
Dwayne Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?
Jesse Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!
[rest of the Ducks laugh]
Tibbles That's Dwayne Robertson, from Austin. He's the best puck handler I've ever seen.
Gordon You mean, for his age.
Tibbles No, I don't.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Respect and Identity in D2: The Mighty Ducks
Dwayne Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!
Connie Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'm a DUCK!
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
A Comedic Moment of Team Chaos
Dwayne This is more crowded than a truckload of goats.
Julie Somebody better watch their hands.
Averman Yecch. Somebody licked me!
Fulton Ugh, I smell something.
Entire team GOLDBERG!
Goldberg It wasn't me!
Portman No, it was me!
Gordon I can't think of any fashion to make it clearer. You are a team. To win this thing, we're going to need to work as one. Now, as ONE–––skate!
Gordon Everyone goes their own way, everyone falls down. Now get up and do it again!
Gordon Alright, Rancher Dwayne. Go round me up some stray calf.
[Then he promises double dessert to the last player left standing]
Tibbles I know you athletes need your food, but let me interrupt you for a moment. Winning the Junior Goodwill Games is more than just a victory. It's a chance to be immortalized in a time-honored tradition.
Dwayne Hey, that's us!
Tibbles Today it's a cereal box. Tomorrow it's video games, action figures, lunch boxes. Perhaps they'll even make a movie about you. Stranger facts have happened. Now, just where everybody knows who you are, put away these old Duck jerseys because from now on you'll be wearing these!
Charlie This stuff has Hendrix written all over it.
Gordon They're our sponsors, Charlie.
Charlie Then what? Why can't we be USA Ducks or at least keep our Duck colors?
Gordon Charlie, it's business stuff.
[The fact is, he explains, they aren't the Ducks anymore. They are a new team. Team USA]
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