Ty O'Neal

Ty O'Neal Quotes

Respect and Identity in D2: The Mighty Ducks

Dwayne: Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!

Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'm a DUCK!

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A Comedic Moment of Team Chaos

Dwayne: This is more crowded than a truckload of goats.

Julie: Somebody better watch their hands.

Averman: Yecch. Somebody licked me!

Fulton: Ugh, I smell something.

Entire team: GOLDBERG!

Goldberg: It wasn't me!

Portman: No, it was me!

Gordon: I can't think of any fashion to make it clearer. You are a team. To win this thing, we're going to need to work as one. Now, as ONE–––skate!

Gordon: Everyone goes their own way, everyone falls down. Now get up and do it again!

Gordon: [Then he promises double dessert to the last player left standing] Alright, Rancher Dwayne. Go round me up some stray calf.

Tibbles: I know you athletes need your food, but let me interrupt you for a moment. Winning the Junior Goodwill Games is more than just a victory. It's a chance to be immortalized in a time-honored tradition.

Dwayne: Hey, that's us!

Tibbles: Today it's a cereal box. Tomorrow it's video games, action figures, lunch boxes. Perhaps they'll even make a movie about you. Stranger facts have happened. Now, just where everybody knows who you are, put away these old Duck jerseys because from now on you'll be wearing these!

Charlie: This stuff has Hendrix written all over it.

Gordon: They're our sponsors, Charlie.

Charlie: Then what? Why can't we be USA Ducks or at least keep our Duck colors?

Gordon: [The fact is, he explains, they aren't the Ducks anymore. They are a new team. Team USA] Charlie, it's business stuff.