Memorable Quotes from Valerie Breiman
1 quoteFriendship Dynamics and Unpleasant Revelations
Jake
Oh, come on. Am I supposed to make my best friend stay in a hotel?
[getting ready for bed]
Kristy
Best friend, my ass. You haven't seen him in two years and in that time he has turned into a complete jerk.
Jake
Excuse me?
Kristy
You heard me and his girlfriend is nauseating.
Jake
Nauseating?
Kristy
Her mother died last night, but she didn't want to come! She models nude in videos!
[shouting]
Jake
She wasn't nude though. She was wearing one of those G-things.
Kristy
It probably wasn't a video.
Jake
Well, m-maybe her mother wasn't a very nice person.
Kristy
I don't care if she was or if she wasn't! That bitch has no feelings! And make me sick she's sleeping in our house! I'll have to burn the sheets!
Jake
What if it was one of your friends, huh? What if the shoe was on the other foot?
Kristy
I'd go barefoot!
Jake
Oh, jeez. Don't give me that righteous pose.
[sits on the bed]
Kristy
Move! Move!
Jake
So what do you want me to do? Tell me, tell me, tell me. You want me to throw them out in the snow? You'd like that wouldn't you?
Kristy
Yes.
Jake
Well, forget it!
Kristy
You're not sleeping in this bed!
Jake
Oh, really?
Kristy
Anywhere but in this room or in this bed!
Jake
Isn't it gonna be a little bit embarrassing to have Davis know that we're fighting?
Kristy
Not to me.
Jake
Ok, fine! Forget it! Forget it! But if he asks... I'm telling him everything.
[shouts]
Kristy
Don't forget to tell him how I feel about his girlfriend!
Erin
She's got some lungs when she wants them, huh?
[downstairs in the living room]
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