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Friendship Dynamics and Unpleasant Revelations
Jake: [getting ready for bed]
Oh, come on. Am I supposed to make my best friend stay in a hotel?
Kristy:
Best friend, my ass. You haven't seen him in two years and in that time he has turned into a complete jerk.
Jake:
Excuse me?
Kristy:
You heard me and his girlfriend is nauseating.
Jake:
Nauseating?
Kristy: [shouting]
Her mother died last night, but she didn't want to come! She models nude in videos!
Jake:
She wasn't nude though. She was wearing one of those G-things.
Kristy:
It probably wasn't a video.
Jake:
Well, m-maybe her mother wasn't a very nice person.
Kristy:
I don't care if she was or if she wasn't! That bitch has no feelings! And make me sick she's sleeping in our house! I'll have to burn the sheets!
Jake:
What if it was one of your friends, huh? What if the shoe was on the other foot?
Kristy:
I'd go barefoot!
Jake: [sits on the bed]
Oh, jeez. Don't give me that righteous pose.
Kristy:
Move! Move!
Jake:
So what do you want me to do? Tell me, tell me, tell me. You want me to throw them out in the snow? You'd like that wouldn't you?
Kristy:
Yes.
Jake:
Well, forget it!
Kristy:
You're not sleeping in this bed!
Jake:
Oh, really?
Kristy:
Anywhere but in this room or in this bed!
Jake:
Isn't it gonna be a little bit embarrassing to have Davis know that we're fighting?
Kristy:
Not to me.
Jake: [shouts]
Ok, fine! Forget it! Forget it! But if he asks... I'm telling him everything.
Kristy:
Don't forget to tell him how I feel about his girlfriend!
Erin: [downstairs in the living room]
She's got some lungs when she wants them, huh?
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