Memorable Quotes from Vanessa Bayer
3 quotesLessons Learned Through Shared Experiences
Madame Jen
You've walked in each other's paths. You learned a lesson... a lesson that may serve you again.
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Deserving Kindness Amidst Chaos
Nate
Allison, are you okay?
Allison
No! I'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't I deserve to date someone who is nice?
Nate
Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice. So, yeah, you deserve someone nice.
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Awkward Moment in Social Interaction
Fred
Mummy! I mean, Allison. Don't leave.
Allison
Save that shit for the fourth date like a normal person!
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