Vanessa Bayer Biography
Vanessa Bayer was born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio, where she attended Orange High School. She is best known as a cast member of Saturday Night Live. In 2004, she graduated from the University of Pennsylvania's Annenberg School for Communication. During her college career, she worked as an intern for Sesame Street and Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
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Vanessa Bayer Quotes
Deserving Kindness Amidst Chaos
Nate:
Allison, are you okay?
Allison:
No! I'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't I deserve to date someone who is nice?
Nate:
Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice. So, yeah, you deserve someone nice.
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Awkward Moment in Social Interaction
Fred:
Mummy! I mean, Allison. Don't leave.
Allison:
Save that shit for the fourth date like a normal person!
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