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Humor in a Produce Truck Conversation

Cole: [''Bagging a plant at a farmer's market''; ''Takes dollar bill''; ''Uses phone to find cashbox''] No pesticides, more nutrients. It just tastes better, you know. Out of 20. Sorry, guys. Five, six, seven. Have a good one.

Produce truck guy: You know you're gonna need to buy stock in those trackers. You'd lose your butt if it wasn't attached to you.

Cole: Well, you lost your hair, and that was attached.

Produce truck guy: I walked into that one.

Edna: Hey, Cole. Are you okay? Yeah, heard you got dumped.

Produce truck guy: Tough break, man.

Cole: Edna.

Edna: I gossip when I'm bored.

Cole: For your information, it was mutual.

Edna: Mmm.

Produce truck guy: That's what everyone says after getting dumped.

Edna: That's true. Hmm. Maybe try being a little less needy, you know? Girls don't really like that.

Cole: [''Sighs''] I'm not needy. We just grew apart. And I really just don't wanna talk about it.

Edna: You wanna go get high? I got a edible in the truck.

Cole: No, thanks.

Edna: Okay. Well, watch my booth. I'm gonna go get high.

Cole: Enjoy.

Cole: [''Sadie approaches to Cole''] Can I help you?

Sadie: Uh, yes, thank you. I'm gonna get that one.

Cole: Begonia. Nice choice.

Sadie: Is that what it is?

Cole: Yeah.

Sadie: It is pretty.

Cole: Yeah. Don't let any pets eat the leaves. They can be slightly toxic.

Sadie: [''Chuckles''] Pretty and slightly toxic. What is it with me and roommates? Didn't realize you roomed with all of my exes. Mmm. How much watering does it need?

Cole: Uh, every other day or so. Begonias need a little bit of love.

Sadie: [''Sighs''; ''Stutters''] Uh... I... I'm actually gone a lot for work.

Cole: [''Chuckles''] Okay. Okay, got it. Um, less love. Um, what about a snake plant? They only need watering every two weeks.

Sadie: Sometimes I'm gone longer, like a month or two.

Cole: Okay. Mmm. Sorry, then why do you want a plant if you're never home?

Sadie: I'm not never home. I just... How about if you find me something a little less needy?

Cole: Right. Um, why not just get a plastic plant?

Sadie: That's sad.

Cole: Well, not as sad as killing a plant. And some of the new ones, they look totally real. No amount of neglect will kill them.

Sadie: Neglect? You know what, I'm... I'm gonna get this one.

Cole: Yep.

Sadie: Thank you.

Cole: Sorry, I... I can't sell you this plant. I can't sell it to you in good conscience.

Sadie: Good conscience? What are you, the patron saint of plants?

Cole: I just don't feel comfortable selling a plant to someone that can be so indifferent towards a living thing.

Sadie: Indifferent? Is this how you speak to all your customers? Cause if you do, I'm shocked that you sell anything at all.

Cole: No, as a matter of fact, this isn't even my stall. I just don't wanna be an accomplice...

Sadie: You're refusing to sell me a plant that you don't even own?

Cole: That's right.

Edna: Hey, Cole. What's going on?

Sadie: Hi. Are these your plants?

Edna: Yes.

Sadie: Awesome. Cause Farmer Clown here won't sell me one.

Cole: [''Chuckles''] Farmer Clown. That's funny.

Edna: The plant is $10, honey.

Cole: [''Grabs a mini cactus off shelf''; ''Sets it on counter''] Edna, sh... All right, you know what? Hey, want a plant? Here. Cactus. Requires the bare minimum love a human can give, so you'll totally kill it.

Sadie: You should fire him.

Edna: She's just gonna...

Cole: Have a good one. RIP, little guy. Can you believe that?

Edna: No. I thought for sure you two were gonna exchange numbers.

Cole: What?

Edna: Yes. I thought, under all that stupid fighting, you were flirting.

Cole: Wait, we were flirting?!

Edna: [''Chuckles''] Are you kidding me?! Are you high? The sexual tension was off the charts!

Cole: Edna, watch my stall.