Memorable Quotes from Vlade Divac
1 quoteMystery Ailment Affects NBA Players' Coordination
Ahmad Rashad
In a shocking development, 5 NBA players have been placed on the disabled list in the last 24 hours, all suffering from the same mysterious ailment. Whatever this mystery is, it seems to have a devastating effect on the player's coordination. Watch Patrick Ewing.
Michael Jordan
Yeah, I'll be home in a couple days. Put your mom on the phone.
[Talking to his family on the phone]
Michael Jordan
Hey, baby, how you doing? You watching TV?
[On the phone]
Ahmad Rashad
It wasn't just here in New York, that's what's really frightening about it. Check out Muggsy Bogues and Larry Johnson at the Highlands.
Hornets Coach
What the hell's going on?
[Angrily]
Hornets Player
You all right, Larry?
Larry Johnson
Yeah. I'm ready, coach, sure. All right.
[Tries to drink the water but it spilled all over him]
Michael Jordan
Looks like I retired just in time. All right, baby. I gotta go, I'll call you later? Love you, bye.
[To himself; Hears knocking on the door; On phone]
Michael Jordan
It's open!
Stan Podolak
Come on, Michael, it's game time. Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes. Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade. We'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
[Opens the door]
Ahmad Rashad
Now we take you live to the Forum in Los Angeles, where the Lakers are refusing to take the court.
Del Harris
Guys, we gotta get dressed. We got a game in 5 minutes. I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here.
Vlade Divac
No way, coach. We can't go in the locker room.
Del Harris
Oh.
Cedric Ceballos
You heard what happened to Barkley and Ewing. It's gotta be germs in there or something.
Lakers Players
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
[Agreeing]
Del Harris
Cedric, that was in New York. 3,000 miles away.
Vlade Divac
Yeah, it could be ].
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Lakers Players
Yeah, yeah, could be.
Del Harris
All right. Dress in the hallway.
[Sighs]
Lakers Players
Okay.
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