Radio Days - The Passage of Time and Its Impact
Masked Avenger:
I wonder if future generations will ever even hear about us. It's not likely. After enough time, everything passes. I don't care how big we are or how important are our lives.
Rocco:
This is a coincidence. I meet nobody from the old neighborhood in years. I finally do, and I gotta kill her.
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Duplex - Inquiry about the Celebrity Scene page
Herman:
Nancy, did you finish the Celebrity Scene page?
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Duplex - Unexpected Conversations About Relationships and Trust
Tara:
God, you're such a good squeezer, Nancy.
Herman:
I don't want it tickety boo, I want it tickety now!
Officer Dan:
It's my experience that wives don't accidentally shoot their husbands in the penis.
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The Haunted Mansion - Seeking an Escape from the Haunted Mansion
Megan:
But how do we get out of here?
Jim:
Yeah, how do we get out of here?
Ezra:
Well... um.... there's always... my way!
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Marriage Story - Perspectives on Life and Relationships in Divorce
Ted:
Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.
Frank:
Charlie, what you're going through now is going to be horrible, but it will be over. Fuck as many people as you can right now. Women, men. Take what I said seriously.
Sandra:
Even though I am 64 and have a dead gay husband, I manage to get up every day, live my life, and feel pretty good about myself.
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Southland Tales - Mission to Dismantle Capitalism and Authority
Baron Von Westphalen:
Our mission is to destroy Capitalism, dethrone God.
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Southland Tales - Contractual Disputes and Margins of Error
Baron Von Westphalen: [after Serpentine cuts off Takehashi's hand]
Clearly your attorneys didn't read the whole contract. It stipulates a six-inch margin of error in the cutting radius!
Hideo Takehashi:
Contract said finger only!
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Southland Tales - Exploring Perpetual Motion and Quantum Transport
Dr. Linda Lao:
Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine?
Baron Von Westphalen:
The ocean is a perpetual motion machine. Fluid Karma is a simulation of the principles you see working right here. As long as the waves continue to crash, Fluid Karma will exist.
Dr. Katarina Kuntzler:
Quantum teleportation.
Dr. Linda Lao:
Explain the transport mechanism, that's all I'm asking.
Dr. Soberin Exx:
Uh, Fluid Karma works via the principle of quantum entanglement. Particles thus entangled will behave identically.
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