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Walter Koenig Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Walter Koenig

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Chekov Confirms His Identity to Authorities
FBI Agent Commander Pavel Chekov, Starfleet, United Federation of Planets." Alright Commander, is there anything that you want to tell us?
Chekov Like what?
FBI Agent Like who you really are, and what you're doing here, and what these–these things are.
Chekov I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets. Service number 656-5827B.
FBI Agent Alright, let's take it from the top.
Chekov The top of what?
FBI Agent Name.
Chekov My name?
FBI Agent No, my name!
[sarcastically]
Chekov I do not know your name!
FBI Agent You play games with me mister, and you're through!
Chekov I am? May I go now?
FBI Agent What do you think?
[leans over and whispers to a colleague]
Agent He's a Russkie.
FBI Agent That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life, of course he's a Russkie, but he's a retard or something.
Agent We better call Washington.
Chekov Don't move.
[rises from his chair, grabs the Klingon phaser from the table and points it at the agents]
FBI Agent Okay, make nice: give us the ray gun.
Chekov I warn you: if you don't lie on the floor I will have to stun you.
FBI Agent Go ahead: stun me.
Chekov I'm very sorry, but— Must be the radiation.
[tries to fire the phaser but it malfunctions; he looks at it and chuckles; tosses the phaser to the FBI Agent, turns and runs away]
Discovery of the Nuclear Vessel
Pavel Chekov Admiral, we have found the nuclear wessel.
James T. Kirk Well done, team two.
Chekov And, Admiral... it is the ].
[[w:USS Enterprise (CVN-65)|Enterprise]
Kirk Understood. What's your plan?
Chekov We will beam in tonight, collect the photons, and beam out. No one will ever know we were there.
Kirk Understood and approved. Keep me informed. Kirk out.