The Return of Doctor X - A Farewell Among Unlikely Companions
Dr. Mike Rhodes:
Thank you very much.
Walter Wichita Garrett:
Well, I hope to see you again sometime.
Undertaker:
I'm sure you will!
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The Return of Doctor X - Suspicion of Life and Death
Walter Wichita Garrett:
Maybe she's not dead.
Editor: [to both Rhodes and Garrett]
If she's not dead, they're playing a dirty trick on her because they're taking her over to Bixby's Undertaking Parlor.
Editor:
Now get out of here both of you!
Walter Wichita Garrett:
Yes, sir!
Editor: [they leave]
And don't come back!
Walter Wichita Garrett: [to Rhodes]
I won't believe she's dead til I see it with my own eyes. Even then I won't believe it!
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The Smiling Ghost - A Lighthearted Exchange Between Friends
Norton:
Ain't a thing for you to worry about, pal. I'm loaded to the hilt.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Oh, what's this gonna be - a wedding or a Wild West show?
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The Smiling Ghost - Anxiety Before the Upcoming Event
Clarence:
Mr. Lucky, you best be getting ready. The Justice of the... stuff is here. How you feeling?
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Like a guy who's about to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel...
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The Smiling Ghost - Confrontation of Courage and Perception
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Clarence, you turn around and stop acting like a coward.
Clarence:
What makes you think I'm acting?
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The Smiling Ghost - Locked In and Seeking Solutions
Clarence:
Well, boss, we're locked in.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Try turning the doorknob.
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The Smiling Ghost - A Lesson on Alcohol Perception
Clarence:
That Mr. Bentley must have been seeing things.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Well that's what whiskey does to a person Clarence. Now let that be a lesson to you.
Clarence:
You're right boss. From now on I'll drink nothing but straight gin.
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The Smiling Ghost - Confronting Fear and Self-Preservation
Clarence:
Boss, if you hear something whizzing by you, it'll be me.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Why, Clarence, don't tell me you're afraid.
Clarence:
I ain't afraid, but my feets ain't gonna stand around and see my body abused.
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The Smiling Ghost - Exploring Kissing Preferences in Conversation
Elinor Bentley:
What kind of a kiss do you prefer?
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
You mean there's more than one kind?
Elinor Bentley:
I thought you were a college man.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Oh, I guess I was too busy studying chemical experiments to learn more than just plain old every day kissing.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing: [Kisses her lightly on the cheek]
Well, all right. Goodnight.
Elinor Bentley:
You must have been a whiz at chemistry.
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