Memorable Quotes from Wendi McLendon-Covey
2 quotesBachelorette Party Ideas from Friends
Rita
What are we doing for the bachelorette party?
Becca
What about like, a princess theme?
Helen
Versace meets the Gold Rush.
Rita
I'm thinking tanned gentlemen that swallow fire and wear sarongs.
Megan
Female fight club. We grease up - surprise! Beat the crap out of her.
Rita
I don't hate it--
Helen
Vegas it is.
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Reconnecting with Old Friends and Family
Lillian
You remember my cousin, Rita.
Annie
Rita!
Rita
Annie, I haven't seen you since you graduated high school.
[hugs Annie]
Lillian
She has three kids now.
Rita
Three boys.
Lillian
They're so cute.
Rita
They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I'm going with this?
Annie
I do, yeah.
Rita
I cracked it in HALF.
[gesturing]
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