Bridesmaids - Bachelorette Party Ideas from Friends
Rita:
What are we doing for the bachelorette party?
Becca:
What about like, a princess theme?
Helen:
Versace meets the Gold Rush.
Rita:
I'm thinking tanned gentlemen that swallow fire and wear sarongs.
Megan:
Female fight club. We grease up - surprise! Beat the crap out of her.
Rita:
I don't hate it--
Helen:
Vegas it is.
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Bridesmaids - Reconnecting with Old Friends and Family
Lillian:
You remember my cousin, Rita.
Annie:
Rita!
Rita: [hugs Annie]
Annie, I haven't seen you since you graduated high school.
Lillian:
She has three kids now.
Rita:
Three boys.
Lillian:
They're so cute.
Rita:
They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I'm going with this?
Annie:
I do, yeah.
Rita: [gesturing]
I cracked it in HALF.
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