Southland Tales - Desperate Choices in a Crisis
Roland Taverner:
We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.
Roland Taverner:
Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?
Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer]
The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.
Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer]
If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!
Zora Carmichaels:
You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.
Zora Carmichaels:
Let's dry our tears and face our fears.
Fortunio Balducci:
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
Veronica Mung:
Just cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!
Serpentine:
Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.
Senator Bobby Frost:
Did I just see two cars porking each other?
Senator Bobby Frost:
Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...
Dr. Inga Von Westphalen:
Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.
Announcer on PA:
Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.
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