Memorable Quotes from Will Sasso
1 quoteDesperate Choices in a Crisis
Roland Taverner
We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico.
Roland Taverner
Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?
Starla Von Luft
The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho.
[to Boxer]
Starla Von Luft
If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!
[to Boxer]
Zora Carmichaels
You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio.
Zora Carmichaels
Let's dry our tears and face our fears.
Fortunio Balducci
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
Veronica Mung
Just cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!
Serpentine
Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined.
Senator Bobby Frost
Did I just see two cars porking each other?
Senator Bobby Frost
Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was...
Dr. Inga Von Westphalen
Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear.
Announcer on PA
Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse.
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