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Charles Barkley's Unexpected Encounter with Fans
Teenage girl: [Surprised; Charles nods]
You're... You're Charles Barkley.
Teenage girl #2:
Who you talking to?
Teenage girl: [Calling to her friends]
Girls, come on over. Hurry up, hurry. Look! It's Charles Barkley.
Charles Barkley:
Hey, can I play?
Teenage girls: [Agreeing]
Sure!
Teenage girl:
You're not Charles Barkley. Just a wannabe who looks like him. Sorry. Break out. You shouldn't even be here! Be gone. Wannabe! Be gone!
Doctor:
Just a few more tests, gentlemen. Tests for electrolyte levels, glucose, CBC's, RBC's, et cetera. and we've scheduled a 12-lead stress test and neurological battery to include EEG, the reflex test...
Charles Barkley:
And t-this girl... 5 feet nothing... blocked my shot.
Charles Barkley:
It wasn't a dream! It really happened!
Larry Johnson: [Stands up]
And it climbed up my back, and into my brain.
Psychiatrist:
Are there any other areas, besides basketball...where you find yourself...
Barry White's voice:
Yeah.
Psychiatrist:
...unable to perform?
Barry White's voice:
Yeah, yeah.
Patrick Ewing: [Sits up, irritated]
No!
Psychiatrist:
Just asking.
Larry Johnson:
I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-rayed, laser beamed...
Charles Barkley:
I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash-talk.
Shawn Bradley:
I've got other skills. I could go back and work on the farm.
Psychiatrist:
Really?
Shawn Bradley: [Then it's Muggsy's turn]
Or maybe... I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again.
Muggsy Bogues:
What are you saying? That I'm tryna disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist:
I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
Muggsy Bogues:
But I love my mama.
Patrick Ewing:
Still can't find anything wrong with us.
Muggsy Bogues:
Hey, maybe there's nothing wrong with us.
Larry Johnson:
That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our heads.
Muggsy Bogues:
We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal, or something to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet.
Charles Barkley: [[Madonna]
I'll never go out with ] again.
Golfer:
What are you doing?
Stan Podolak: [Stops and sees him]
I'm, uh...I'm fixing a divot.
Golfer: [Walking back and yelling to his friends]
Oh. He's fixing a divot!
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