Memorable Quotes from William Jordan
2 quotesUnusual Search Procedure in Tense Encounter
Tucker's Aide
I have to do a skin search.
Joseph Frady
A what?
Tucker's Aide
You're gonna strip and I'm gonna search you.
Joseph Frady
Are you out of your fuckin mind?
Tucker's Aide
Look, that's the way Mr. Tucker wants it. And if I don't see you, you don't see him.
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Misunderstanding About the Farm Animal
Roy
Morning! I hope you don't mind; I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. It took a little while to get her warmed up-she sure is a stubborn one!
[takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy
I'll brush my teeth.
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