Memorable Quotes from Xander Berkeley
2 quotesCritique of a Performance Artist's Ambition
Donald Falk
That's Peter the Performance artist as he likes to refer to it, self as show. Someday, with any luck somebody will put him out of his misery.
[to Lily as she watches a performance artist]
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Unexpected Connections in Challenging Situations
Vincent
What's this?
Dr. Lamar
New policy. What's the matter? Flight got you nervous?
[gives specimen cup]
Vincent
Well, there's a problem Lamar...
Dr. Lamar
I never did tell you about my son, did I? He's a big fan of yours.
Vincent
Just remember that I was as good as any, and better than most...
Dr. Lamar
He wants to apply here.
Vincent
I could've gone up and back and nobody would've been the wiser.
Dr. Lamar
Unfortunately, my son's not all that they promised. But then, who knows what he could do. Right? For future reference, right-handed men don't hold it with their left. It's just one of those things. You don't want to miss your flight, Vincent.
[test reveals Vincent as an invalid; Lamar overrides the results with Jerome's valid ID]
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