Memorable Quotes from Yasiin Bey
10 quotesUnexpected Lines in a Movie Scene
Jerry
Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
[Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"]
Mike
No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry
This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.
[interrupts]
Alma
Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!
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Exploring Uncertainty in Love and Relationships
Alma
Are you in love with me?
Mike
Huh?
Alma
Mm-hm.
Mike
Well, how do I know that?
Alma
You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
Mike
What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
Alma
You're in love with Jerry.
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Misunderstanding the Ghostbusters Theme Song
Jerry
When you're walkin down the street... and you see a little ghost... whatcha gonna do about - Ghostbusters?
[sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song]
Mike
What? What is that?
Jerry
That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike
No.
Jerry
I'm pretty sure it is.
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The Consequences of Ignorance and Inaction
Ford Prefect
They don't ], they don't ], most of them can't even spell. They just run things. And if we don't hitch a ride soon, you won't need the guide to tell you just how unpleasant the ] can be. They already destroyed a ] today, and that always makes them a little "eeee!
[[think; [imagine; [w:Vogons|Vogons; [planet]
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A Message of Good Tidings
Ford Prefect
] of the ] ... I bring good tidings of peanuts!
[[Workers; [Earth]
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The Importance of Knowing Where Your Towel Is
Ford Prefect
It's a tough ]. If you want to ], you've gotta ] … where your towel is.
[[galaxy; [survive; [know]
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A Long Absence on a Strange Planet
Ford Prefect
I've been stranded on a strange planet for a number of years, I haven't been avoiding you. You look great, you're doing well. You've grown, obviously.
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The Importance of Lunchtime in Life
Ford Prefect
] is an ]. Lunchtime, doubly so.
[[Time; [illusion]
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Unexpected Encounter with Unusual Footwear
Ford Prefect
* Talking to a massive pair of hairy legs in an equally massive pair of high heels
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Investing in Gold: A Practical Discussion
Left Ear
So come on, gentlemen, shopping list. Who's doing what? Spare no dirty details.
John
Come on, guys. Take a lesson from an old man. Don't spend it. Invest.
Left Ear
In what?
John
In gold.
Left Ear
What are you getting, Rob?
Handsome Rob
Ah, I don't know. There's a lot of things you can get with a lot of money. You know, I'm just thinking about naked girls in leather seats.
Left Ear
Obviously. See?
Handsome Rob
Suppose I'll get the ]. There's not a lot a girl won't do in the passenger seat of one of those things.
[[w:Aston-Martin Vanquish|Aston-Martin Vanquish]
Lyle
I'm gonna get a NAD T-770 digital decoder with a seventy-watt amp and and Burr Brown DAC's.
Left Ear
Yeah...
[at a loss]
Lyle
It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off.
Handsome Rob
Now you're talking!
Left Ear
Thirty-five million dollars, you can't get more creative than that, man? I'm going to Andalusia. The south of Spain. Right over there. Get me a big house, get me a library full of first editions, get a room for my shoes... What about you, Steve?
[points]
Steve Bendel
I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
Left Ear
You haven't decided yet? Come on, man. Is it the mountain air? Just —
Steve
I liked what you said. I'll take one of each of yours.
Left Ear
Well here's to two of everything for Steve!
[Laughs]
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