Be Kind Rewind - Unexpected Lines in a Movie Scene
Jerry: [Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"]
Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
Mike:
No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry: [interrupts]
This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.
Alma:
Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!
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Be Kind Rewind - Exploring Uncertainty in Love and Relationships
Alma:
Are you in love with me?
Mike:
Huh?
Alma:
Mm-hm.
Mike:
Well, how do I know that?
Alma:
You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
Mike:
What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
Alma:
You're in love with Jerry.
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Be Kind Rewind - Misunderstanding the Ghostbusters Theme Song
Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song]
When you're walkin down the street... and you see a little ghost... whatcha gonna do about - Ghostbusters?
Mike:
What? What is that?
Jerry:
That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike:
No.
Jerry:
I'm pretty sure it is.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Unexpected Encounter with Unusual Footwear
Ford Prefect:
* Talking to a massive pair of hairy legs in an equally massive pair of high heels
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - A Long Absence on a Strange Planet
Ford Prefect:
I've been stranded on a strange planet for a number of years, I haven't been avoiding you. You look great, you're doing well. You've grown, obviously.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Consequences of Ignorance and Inaction
Ford Prefect: [[think; [imagine; [w:Vogons|Vogons; [planet]
They don't ], they don't ], most of them can't even spell. They just run things. And if we don't hitch a ride soon, you won't need the guide to tell you just how unpleasant the ] can be. They already destroyed a ] today, and that always makes them a little "eeee!
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Importance of Lunchtime in Life
Ford Prefect: [[Time; [illusion]
] is an ]. Lunchtime, doubly so.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Importance of Knowing Where Your Towel Is
Ford Prefect: [[galaxy; [survive; [know]
It's a tough ]. If you want to ], you've gotta ] … where your towel is.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - A Message of Good Tidings
Ford Prefect: [[Workers; [Earth]
] of the ] ... I bring good tidings of peanuts!
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The Italian Job - Investing in Gold: A Practical Discussion
Left Ear:
So come on, gentlemen, shopping list. Who's doing what? Spare no dirty details.
John:
Come on, guys. Take a lesson from an old man. Don't spend it. Invest.
Left Ear:
In what?
John:
In gold.
Left Ear:
What are you getting, Rob?
Handsome Rob:
Ah, I don't know. There's a lot of things you can get with a lot of money. You know, I'm just thinking about naked girls in leather seats.
Left Ear:
Obviously. See?
Handsome Rob: [[w:Aston-Martin Vanquish|Aston-Martin Vanquish]
Suppose I'll get the ]. There's not a lot a girl won't do in the passenger seat of one of those things.
Lyle:
I'm gonna get a NAD T-770 digital decoder with a seventy-watt amp and and Burr Brown DAC's.
Left Ear: [at a loss]
Yeah...
Lyle:
It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off.
Handsome Rob:
Now you're talking!
Left Ear: [points]
Thirty-five million dollars, you can't get more creative than that, man? I'm going to Andalusia. The south of Spain. Right over there. Get me a big house, get me a library full of first editions, get a room for my shoes... What about you, Steve?
Steve Bendel:
I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
Left Ear:
You haven't decided yet? Come on, man. Is it the mountain air? Just —
Steve:
I liked what you said. I'll take one of each of yours.
Left Ear: [Laughs]
Well here's to two of everything for Steve!
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