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Zack Gottsagen Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Zack Gottsagen

18 quotes
The Peanut Butter Falcon
Confrontation Among Young Characters
Heckler boy Jump, retard, jump!
Zak No, I'm not gonna do it.
Heckler boy I thought you were a retard. Not a pussy!
Zak No, I'm not.
Tyler Hey!
Heckler boy Come on, jump!
Zak No.
Heckler boy Do it!
Tyler He can't swim!
Heckler boy Like I care, dipshit! Come on. Let's go!
Tyler What?
[''Sets down gear'']
Heckler boy You heard me!
Zak No. No.
Tyler Hey!
[''Takes off shirt'']
Heckler boy Come on, do it! Jump!
Zak I am not going to do it.
Heckler boy Come on man! Too bad, do it.
Tyler Hey!
Heckler boy Jump retard!
[''Zak jumps'']
Tyler Didn't I just say-
[''Punches heckler boy in face and jumps in after Zak'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
A Difficult Decision in Unfamiliar Terrain
Zak It is too... too from the other side.
Tyler Yeah, well, we ain't got many options. I'm not walking through two days of brier bushes, and we can't go back the way we came. So, we're going swimming. You got a better idea?
Zak We... we could get a plane.
Tyler Take your pants off.
Zak I can't swim.
Tyler Yeah, I know you can't swim. But you can float. Zak, I need you to listen to me. That bag and them pants can hold air. They're going to float you. Do not let them go. You hold on with everything you got, because I sure as shit don't want to have to go swimming over there thinking about you sinking us. I don't want to dredge the bottom for your body. You understand?
[''Wading in river'']
Zak Tyler, am I gonna die?
Tyler Yeah, you're gonna die, it's a matter of time. That ain't the question. The question's, whether they're gonna have a good story to tell about you when you're gone. Now, don't be a bitch. Let's go. Don't cry Zak.
[''A fishing trawler heads towards them'']
Zak That is the greatest story to tell. Uh, come on.
[''After narrowly avoiding the trawler'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
A Lesson About Consequences and Danger
Zak Hey Tyler, my feet hurt. Do you have a car? Tyler? Can we walk on the road? Uh, excuse me? Will you please answer me?
[''He and Tyler are walking through corn field'']
Tyler Let me tell you something. Imma tell you a story. I'm gonna tell you a story. When I was younger, my brother and I were camping at this place called Caffey's Inlet, and there was a big ass hornet's nest down by the water. So I walked over to them all excited. I'm young, I'm into baseball. And I hit that son of a bitch like a fucking home run. And it exploded on me, and I got stung up real bad. My face swelled up, my eyes got real tight, and I couldn't see shit. Walked back into camp and my brother Mark said to me; "You keep stirring shit up, you're gonna get yourself killed boy". You understand what I'm saying? You ever kick a hornet's nest?
[''Turns around and heads to Zak aggressively'']
Zak Last night.
Tyler You hit a hornet's nest last night?
Zak Last night.
Tyler So you understand why we can't go up on that road again? Stop with this "Tyler" shit. We're gonna be quiet the rest of the way.
[''Turns around and begins to walk'']
Zak Tyler.
Tyler Oh, my, finish what you got to say. Finish what you have to say and then we'll walk on silent. We're not gonna do this no more. "Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler," what?!
[''Turns around and walks to Zak'']
Zak I want you to know about me. I am a Down syndrome person.
Tyler I don't really give a shit. Do you got supplies on you? That's what we need, don't we? You got supplies?!
[''Turns and starts walking'']
Zak No.
Tyler No, you don't! No, you don't! No more; "Tyler, Tyler"! No more!
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Pockets and Essentials in a Friendship
Tyler You got any money?
[''He and Zak are lying in wait in cornstalks observing the gas station convenience store'']
Zak No. No, I have no money and I got no pockets.
Tyler I'm gonna give you pockets. There's your pockets. I'm going in there to get essentials.
[''Throws cargo shorts to Zak'']
Zak Can I come?
Tyler No.
Convenience cashier Pardon me if I seem alarmed, but I don't normally negotiate with fellas if they got shotguns all over their backs.
Tyler Oh, shit. I understand.
[''Puts down hiking pack'']
Convenience cashier Ooh, thank you.
Tyler Yeah, your welcome. Hey, you got any of the, uh- you got any of them two-dollar airplane whiskeys back there?
Convenience cashier No, but uh, I got this.
[''Produces [[w:Moonshine|a moonshine jug]
Tyler Oh, I can't afford that.
Convenience cashier It's on me, son. It looks like you might need it more than I do. I'm just gonna get a little swig to calm my nerves.
Tyler Sure, yeah. You made it?
Convenience cashier I did, sir.
Tyler Ooh. Yeah, you did.
[''Takes a sip'']
Convenience cashier Ma'am.
[''Eleanor enters store'']
Eleanor Gentlemen.
Convenience cashier Ma'am, you'll have to forgive me for staring at you, but you're one of the prettiest women I've seen in ages.
Tyler Where did you blow in here from?
Eleanor Richmond. Hmm-mm.
Tyler Richmond? That's nice. So you, uh, you graduated ], or ]?
[[w:James Madison University|JMU; [w:George Washington University|GW]
Eleanor GW.
Tyler Yeah. Yeah, you got that look about you.
Eleanor Oh, yeah? What look is that?
Tyler You know, just uh, "excited to be alive" kind of look. What you doing up here?
Eleanor Your nosy aren't you?
Tyler Yeah, nosy. That's the word for you it. Nosy. Or interested.
Eleanor Interested?
Tyler Yeah. Interested. Are you interested?
Eleanor No, I'm working.
Tyler Working. What, you working crab boats?
Eleanor No.
Tyler I know, that's funny.
Eleanor I know why you think that's funny.
Tyler Oh, your trouble I see. Okay, you don't like jokes.
Eleanor I'm looking for a missing person. Have either of you gentlemen- I'm assuming I can use the word; "gentlemen".
[''Holds up Zak's picture'']
Tyler Have you seen him?
Convenience cashier No. I aint- I ain't seen him.
Eleanor Have you seen him?
[''To Tyler'']
Tyler Why? What'd he do?
Eleanor He ran away from the nursing home I work at. Why? Have you seen him?
Tyler So you got some kind of reward?
Eleanor No.
Tyler What are you? Are you a bounty hunter?
Eleanor Would I be a bounty hunter if I just said there's no bounty?
Tyler No. What are you, his sister? Minder or something?
Eleanor Not that it's any of your business, but I care about him and he's alone, and I want to find him.
Tyler Maybe.
Eleanor Maybe? Maybe what?
Tyler Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe he's alone. Maybe he ain't alone. You know, you don't know. What if he's living the ] and, you know, he just, uh, ran into a bunch of hitchhikers? You know, ]?
[[w:American dream|American dream; [w:Huckleberry Finn|like the Mark Twain story or something]
Eleanor Hmm-mm.
[''She begins to walk away'']
Tyler You like ]?
[[w:Mark Twain|Mark Twain]
Eleanor Thank you.
Tyler You like ]? You got a good phone number?
[[w:Louie L'Amour|Louie L'Amour]
Eleanor Yeah, I got a phone number.
Tyler Yeah? You gonna give it to me? So I find him, what you want me to do? Just holler for you?
Eleanor Yeah, just do that.
Tyler Yeah? You got a name?
Eleanor Yeah, I got a name.
Tyler What is it?
Eleanor Eleanor.
Tyler Eleanor. ] and walks out the door] All right partner.
[''She gives him [[w:the finger|the finger]
Convenience cashier Come back.
Tyler You're a goddamn criminal. You're a goddamn criminal ain't you? Fugitive. Little man on the lam. Met your girlfriend back there, Eleanor. Cute on from the old folks home. She likes you quite a bit. Got a picture of you and everything, showing everybody. That's not a bad thing. As far as I'm concerned, it's a good thing. See, we're going 70 miles upriver. We need a tie that binds. And this right here, you being a wanted man, this is it, just the kind of tie we needed. Hell, yeah. Two bandits on the run. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, partner! Come on! Hell, yeah! Listen, we got new rules now, all right? We can't keep doing this way. New rule is, you can't slow me down. you understand? Put these on. So, what I says go. I say jump, you say; "how high"?
[''Laughing and pointing at Zak''; ''Shakes Zak's hand upwards''; ''Hands Zak boots'']
Zak How high?
Tyler There it is. Rule number one, don't slow me down. Rule number two, I'm in charge, and you're going to carry your own weight.
Zak You are in charge.
Tyler That's right.
Zak Uh, maybe we should... maybe we should have our own secret handshake.
Tyler What kind of secret handshake? For what?
Zak Buds, dudes, friends.
Tyler Buds-dudes-friends-handshake? All right, come here. Let's go, hurry up. All right, three of those, four of those. Four of those. Now what? Like that.
[''Zak starts slapping Tyler's hands''; ''They bump fists and mimic explosions'']
Zak Yeah.
Tyler Only when special shit happens though, alright?
Zak Yeah, special things.
Tyler Special things, you don't curse.
Zak No.
Tyler Why don't you curse?
Zak Because I don't.
Tyler Okay, come on.
[''Starts to walk away but Zak stands still'']
Zak You are in charge.
Tyler Exactly. Come on. Hey, what's rule number one? What's rule number one?
[''Zak starts walking'']
Zak Party.
Tyler No, not party. No, it's not party. Don't slow me down. That's rule number one. Let's go, come on. Come on, pick it up. There you go. You got boots on now.
Zak Rule number one is not "party". What is rule number one?
Tyler Don't slow me down". Rule number one?
Zak You are in charge.
Tyler All right. We'll figure it out.
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
A Proposal for Friendship and Fun
Zak Maybe we could be friends and buddies... bro dogs... and chill. Have a good time!
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Unexpected Reunion and Concern Among Friends
Eleanor Zak. Zak. Zak. Oh my god. Zak, are you okay? Oh my god.
[''Drives to the beach and runs to Zak'']
Tyler Hello! Hey!
[''Urinating off shore'']
Eleanor Come on, sit up.
Tyler You found us. Them pheromones. Like a bear.
Eleanor What is this? What's on your face?
Tyler Yeah!
Eleanor I thought you said you hadn't seen him! He's right there.
Tyler There he is.
Eleanor Come on buddy. Let's go. Come on. Thank you.
Tyler No, we're good. You're good right there. Sit right there. He's all right.
Eleanor Okay, I don't know what's going on, but, uh...
Tyler Put that on, Zak. Here brother. I've got it.
Eleanor Thank you.
Tyler He could do it. He could put his own shirt on. He's 22 years old.
Eleanor Thank you. I've got it. We're good now.
Tyler Huh.
Eleanor Here you go bud. You ready? You good to go? you okay?
Zak Ah, my ankle.
Eleanor What? What...
Tyler He's fine
Eleanor What happened to his ankle? What's wrong with his ankle?
Tyler Nothing's wrong.
Eleanor What are you doing?
Tyler What are you doing?
[''Mocking'']
Eleanor Who are you even?
Tyler Who are you even?
[''Mocking'']
Eleanor You have a young boy with Down syndrome in the middle of nowhere.
Tyler I'm the one who's been taking care of him because you can't do it unless you put him in a cage.
Eleanor Okay, um. Look, he needs to be properly take care of, and that's my job. I'm sorry to break up your primitive little gang, or whatever's going on, but this is not ]. Okay, you can't. There's rules, regulations. Medication. Paperwork.
[[w:Lord of the Flies|Lord of the Flies]
Tyler . Yeah. All right. Well, while you've been doing paperwork, we've been something called living, ain't that right, brother?
Zak Yeah.
Eleanor Okay. Cool. But we're gonna go, so, thank you.
[''Tyler chuckles'']
Tyler No, we're not. He's fine where he is.
Eleanor May I please speak to you in private?
Tyler Oh. Oh, like, a private party? Yeah, all right.
Eleanor One second, Zak.
Tyler I got water. You want water?
Eleanor Right now.
Tyler Primitive gang". Hell yeah. I like when you put your hair up like that. It's nice. Water?
[''To Zak''; ''To Eleanor'']
Eleanor Look, I could have you arrested for kidnapping, okay?
Tyler Oh, you're going to have me arrested? How- how do you figure? You can't have me arrested. He's a runaway. Can't kidnap a runaway. Come on, genius. You said GW, didn't you?
Eleanor I'm sure I could find some reason to arrest you.
Tyler Hey, let me ask you, what do you want for him?
Eleanor I'm not going to sell him to you.
Tyler No, I mean what do you want for his life? His future?
Eleanor Why are you- you don't know anything about him.
Tyler You know about the wrestling?
Eleanor Yes, of course I know about the wrestling.
Tyler All right, so I know something about him, don't I? So, uh, you're a little late to the party. This is what's going on. I made a promise to him, to get him to that wrestling school in Ayden.
Eleanor Oh.
Tyler You understand? I gave him my word, and I ain't gonna back down on my word. Now, you seem like a nice person. You care for him and all. You came all the way out here. Maybe it's because you like me. I don't know. Yeah? And, uh, Imma offer you a favor. You can get on the raft with us and you can ride down there if you want.
[''Zak sees Eleanor's van keys and takes it'']
Eleanor No. No, we're not going to hop on your little raft and cruise around the river.
Tyler It's hot. You're confused. I'm not asking you.
Zak Hey, Eleanor!
[''Throws van keys into water'']
Eleanor Oh! Ooh! Oh! Oh.
Zak I want to see Salt Water Redneck. And I don't want to go home.
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Invitation to a Birthday Celebration
Zak Hey, do you want to come to my birthday party?
[''To a stranger'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
A Lighthearted Exchange About Pudding
Lunch lady Well, hey, there, Zak.
Zak How are you doing?
Lunch lady I'm good, thank you.
Zak Hmm, I meant your pudding.
Lunch lady Oh, silly me. Here's your pudding.
[''Puts it on Zak's tray'']
Eleanor Hey Zak, that is so sweet of you to give Rosemary your pudding.
Zak That is why I'm being a nice guy. Now.
[''Eleanor walks away''; ''Eleanor feigns choking and Zak make a break for it and is immediately tackled by rest home staff'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Inspiration from a Heroic Figure
Video Salt Water Redneck ...Salt Water, some people claim the Atomic Throw is impossible. Those people are wimps! If you believe in yourself, like the Salt Water Redneck believes in himself, you too can learn the moves, the skills, the Atomic Throw. Some of these moves are outlawed in international countries.
[''Zak mimics throwing'']
Carl We watched that throw ten times already.
Zak I love Salt Water Redneck, and he is my hero, and he is totally... he is totally a badass. And he's the greatest person ever. That's it.
Carl And you will be the next badass.
Eleanor Zak, you and Rosemary have both lost your privileges for the week.
[''Comes in and turns off TV'']
Zak Oh, I really don't care.
Eleanor Oh.
Carl I got the solution for that. Move Rosemary in her with him and I. I can keep an eye on both of them.
Eleanor Oh! That'd be great. I'll set that right up.
Carl Yeah, sure.
Eleanor Zak, this is not a joke. That's twice. Two times that you've tried to run. And no I have to label you a flight risk. That sucks. Is that what you gave Rosemary to convince her to pretend be choking?
[''Holds up pictorial request paper to Zak'']
Zak Yes, it is.
Eleanor It's really creative.
Zak Thank you.
Carl Not just creative. It's genius. You know why? That's an advertisement for what he wants to do for the rest of his life!
Eleanor Carl.
Zak I don't know her. I am young, and I am not old. Carl is old. And we are different. And I don't know why I am here.
Eleanor I wish I had a better option for you, Zak. But I don't. You don't have a family that can provide adequate supervision for you. I know. So that the state has to put you somewhere, and this just happens to be that place.
Carl You been here two years?
Zak Two and a half years.
Carl We gotta fix that.
Eleanor Just try to be good. Okay? Tell me you'll try.
Zak Fine.
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Friendship and Family in Unlikely Places
Carl You put this all over your body. It's soap. It'll make you slippery. I was an engineer before. I don't know if I ever told you that. But that's as good as I could get. You just slip through there, and off you go on your way. Okay, bud?
[''Bends apart metal bars on window using cloth'']
Zak Carl, you are my best friend. And... and you are my family.
Carl Well, that's it. Friends are the family you choose.
Zak And, Carl? You are invited to my birthday party.
Carl Oh, God. Thank you. I'm there. Go kick some ass.
[''Hugs Zak deeply'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
A Secret Agreement Between Two Characters
Tyler End of the road. You know my name?
Zak No.
Tyler Good. This never happened okay?
Zak Okay.
Tyler Okay.
Zak Hey. Can I come with you?
Tyler Why would I need you to come with me?
Zak Maybe we could be friends. And buddies. And bro dawgs. And hang. And chill. Have a good time.
Tyler Be good.
['''Walks away'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Facing Fears and Dreams of Wrestling
Tyler You know that's just trespassing don't you?! We have 30 minutes before this whole shit's underwater.
[''To Zak''; ''Shoots boat repeatedly with shotgun'']
Zak Excuse me?! Can you please help me?! I'm scared! I can't swim!
Tyler You following me?! You ain't got a lick of water on you, do you? When I can leave you, I will.
Zak I feel great going to Salt Water Redneck's wrestling school and everybody's going to say; "Zak is awesome". I'm going to throw people out the ring. It'll be the Atomic Throw. And I can fight all my friends. We'll have a party. Having a good time. And I feel great.
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Ambitions and Fears in Unlikely Friendship
Tyler I ain't the slightest bit scared of you.
Zak I... I want to be... a professional... wrestler. And I am a bad guy.
Tyler Why do you wanna be a bad guy?
Zak Because my family left me.
Tyler That don't make you a bad guy. Good guys get left too, Zak. Ain't no silly laugh, or wearing black, or eyed shadow and shit. Ain't nothing to do with that. It has to do with what's in here, in your heart. You got a good-guy heart. You can't do shit about it, that's just who you are. You're a hero.
Zak I can't be a hero because I am a Down's syndrome.
Tyler What's that got to do with your heart? Who told you that?
Zak Coach. Teachers.
Tyler Your coach? What'd your coach say?
Zak I am retarded.
Tyler Your coach said that? What a shitty coach. Your team ever win anything? No? Some shit you ain't never going to do. That's all right. You can't be everything. You ain't gonna be no professional basketball player. You ain't gonna dunk no basketball, or be an Olympic swimmer. You sink like a stone, because your all muscle. Muscle sinks. Today, you pulled me up out that water, you almost pulled my whole arm out the socket. Most grown folk I know ain't got that kind of strength. You're strong, Zak. Fuck your coach.
[''Zak nods''; ''Zak body language confirms negative status'']
Zak Tyler.
Tyler Yeah?
Zak Who those people on the boat?
Tyler On the boat? That's Duncan and Ratboy.
Zak They are a good guy or a bad guy?
Tyler Bad guy.
Zak Tyler.
Tyler Hmm?
Zak Are you the good guy or a bad guy?
Tyler I don't know. What you think?
Zak You are a good guy.
Tyler What?
[''Wakes up to see Zak'']
Zak Will you please train me?
Tyler Yeah, I don't know shit about wrestling.
Zak I want to learn. I want to be a hero.
Tyler You know how to do pushups. Yeah? Let's go.
Zak Oh, what do you want to do?
Tyler We're gonna train.
Zak Yeah.
Tyler It's balance. This kicks back, you understand? Always keep your hand like that so you can steady.
[''Zak walking on diverging train tracks''; ''Hands shotgun to Zak''; ''Teaching Zak to aim'']
Tyler Hey, so, what's the deal with Eleanor? She's your friend?
Zak Yeah.
Tyler She's a nice woman?
Zak Hmm-mm.
Tyler What's she like?
Zak She is my friend. And she has been looking out for me.
Tyler She's your friend?
Zak Yeah.
Tyler Cheers.
[''Hands Zak a drink'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
A Birthday Gift of Wishes
Zak Tyler, I am going to give you all of my wishes for my birthday.
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Navigating Distances on a Raft
Eleanor Ahem. So how far is it, um... on the raft?
Tyler About that far on the map.
[''Makes a measurement gesture with index finger and thumb'']
Eleanor Are your fingers to scale?
Tyler Yeah.
Eleanor So how much time is that much?
[''Makes a far wider measurement gesture with index finger and thumb'']
Tyler That's different than what I put up.
Eleanor All right.
Tyler What I did is about a day. Maybe two days.
Eleanor Days? Like..
Tyler Yeah.
Eleanor Okay. Are you kidding? What in the Christ... Hey, Zak, why don't you sit down, bud. You're kind of close to the edge. I don't want you to fall in. Hey, are you hungry? Have you eaten anything?
[''Checks phone'']
Zak I am not really hungry.
Eleanor Well, maybe you just have a bite of something for your blood sugar.
Tyler He don't want nothing to eat.
Eleanor You know how you get, buddy. I have an apple.
Tyler Hey.
Eleanor I have ]. What?
[[w:M&M's|some M&M's]
Tyler Don't do that.
Eleanor Don't do what?
Tyler Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we keep your training going? Just because we're on a raft doesn't mean we can't stop training, does it? All right, so we're going to do some breathing exercises. She's worried about your blood sugar. We're gonna breathe. Take a deep breath in. Out. Cool. Now, come over here and put your head underwater. I'm gonna time you.
Eleanor What? No, no, no, don't do that. Zak.
Tyler No. He can do that. He can do that. He can... there you go. You better stop calling him a retard.
[''To Eleanor'']
Eleanor I have never called anyone a... that word.
Tyler Okay. Hold on, listen. When people are saying he's a retard, really what they're saying is he can't do some shit they can do. See, you might not be saying the word "retard", all right, I'll give you that, but you damn sure is making him feel retarded. That ain't gonna help his life. Hey, there we go.
[''Zak resurfaces'']
Zak Time. How long is that?
Tyler Long.
Eleanor Not long enough, Zak. Do it again.
Zak Okay.
[''Puts head underwater'']
Eleanor You have got some real nerve talking to me like that. Do you even know what I do? I've spent the last two years of my life volunteering to hold people's hands as they pass away. I talk to them, I feed them, I wipe their asses, I change their clothes, I put them to bed. And I'm the last person they see. Don't act like you know jack shit about me.
Tyler All right.
[''Throws up both hands'']
Eleanor Yeah, maybe he should not be in a retirement home, but I didn't choose that for him. But, that's what's happened and now I am doing the best I can.
Tyler Oh! Oh! Hey! Oh, shit! Oh! God! Zak! Okay! Yeah! Lunch!
[''Zak resurfaces with a fish in hand with Tyler grabbing it''; ''Starts pounding fish's head on the platform'']
Eleanor Zak, did you just catch that with your hands?! How'd you do that?! You're a wild man! Oh my god!
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Ankle Injury Discussion by the Shore
Tyler When you get off, go towards the shore. There's drag marks. What happened?
Zak My ankle hurts.
Tyler Your ankle hurts?
Zak Yeah.
Tyler All right, we'll fix you right now. Drink that. Make you feel better. All right, rule number one is what?
[''Hands Zak the moonshine jug''; ''Zak drinks it effortlessly'']
Zak Party!
Tyler Party! All right! Ha!
Zak Yeah! Yeah!
Zak I cannot feel my... my hands. I cannot feel my hands and I cannot feel my ankle.
Tyler You can't feel shit! You can't feel shit! Don't step on me now! Don't step on me!
[''In an immature tone''; ''In a redneck drawl tone''; ''Zak walks to Tyler'']
Zak Oh, excuse me, Tyler, you can't feel shit.
Tyler What?!
Zak I gotta get my log.
[''Attempts lift up beachfire log but relents'']
Tyler Hey.
Zak I'm not strong enough.
Tyler Who's strong enough? Who's strong enough? Hey, you know what you need? You need to change your- you need to change your name. You need to get a... an alter ego. You know what I'm saying. Like in the Wrestling Federation. Wrestlers go their alter egos. What's your favorite wrestler's name?
Zak The Salt Water Redneck.
Tyler The Salt Water Redneck ain't born with that name. You need a name. What's your name?
Zak Falcon!
Tyler Falcon. Falcon. Ooh, falcon. Falcon. That's a good name. Hold on. Ooh, I got an idea. Hold on right there, wait right there. You got to make a uniform. Falcon uniform! Hell, yeah!
Zak Falcon!
Tyler Hey! Did I tell you could have some of that peanut butter?! It ain't snack time! It's jack time! Here we go. Whoo-hoo! We need war paint! Yeah. I need peanut butter. You want to be slick.
[''Starts strapping branches to Zak's back''; ''Starts smearing peanut butter on Zak's face'']
Zak The Peanut Butter Falcon!
Tyler Get it up! Pick that sucker up! Push it! Push it! Push it! You got it! You got it!
[''Zak starts pushing up a log to the beachfire''; ''Zak pushes the log into the beachfire with Tyler cheering'']
Zak Peanut Butter Falcon!
[''Roars to the sky'']
Tyler You got it!
Zak I'm the Peanut Butter Falcon!
[''Roars to the sky''; ''Passes out after drinking'']
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Confrontation Over Blindness and Identity
Tyler This can work.
[''He and Zak come across a metal rowboat'']
Jasper Freeze, you son of a bitches! You son of a bitches think you can come over here and rob Japser just cause he's blind?! Well, you better think again, goddamn it! Y'all boys black or white?! Okay!
[''Walks out of house pointing a pistol''; ''Fires shot narrowly missing Tyler'']
Zak White!
Tyler White!
Jasper I knowed you was white! I could smell you a mile off! Is you God-fearing?!
Tyler Yup.
Jasper Well, good.
Jasper There's sheep in this world and there is wolves in this world. I may not have my eyes, but I know the difference. And I know that you two boys, fleece-wearing weary travellers who lost their way. Neither of you are wolves. You're just sheep who strayed from his flock. I'm donating the supplies from my junkyard for your pilgrimmage. Anything but that tin boat, y'all can have it because I figure it's my duty to get you back to your shepherd. Now, I can't have you boys running off of here with your hands all dirty and everything, because a wolf might hunt you down just by the smell of your past sins. And I wouldn't want no wolf to get ahold of you, because that'd be a frightful bloody mess. So, we gonna clean you up right... with a baptism.
Zak What's a baptism?
Tyler It's like swimming.
Jasper Y'all boys come on down here and bathe in the warm waters of forgiveness.
Tyler I'm more of "baptism by fire" type.
Jasper Well, unfortunately, I don't perform those kinds of baptism.
Jasper Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Nothing can touch you now, by the grace of the Lord.
Zak Bye Jasper. Stay cool. Take care.
Voice over Jasper Accept his blessing. Let all the wolves of your past be laid to rest.
Zak Tyler, I am going to give you all my wishes for my birthday.
[''Puts his hand on Tyler's back'']
Tyler Thank you.
Zak Your welcome.
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The Peanut Butter Falcon
Birthday Party Exclusion Statement
Zak You are not invited to my birthday party!
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