Memorable Quotes from Zlatko Burić
2 quotesObservation of a Large Russian Plane
Noah Curtis
Whoa, that's a big plane.
[staring at the [[w:Antonov An-225|An-500]
Yuri Karpov
It's Russian.
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A Joke About Political Ideologies
Dimitry
I have a joke: "Do you know how to tell a communist?
The Captain
Hmm...
Dimitry
It's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And do you know how to tell an anti-communist?
The Captain
Mm-mm...
[''drinks wine'']
Dimitry
It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." It's Ronald Reagan. Funny guy.
The Captain
Uh... "Never argue with an idiot, they'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." Mark Twain.
Dimitry
Ah, okay. Ronald Reagan, he said also: "Socialism works only in heaven where they don't need it, and in hell where they already have it.
[''both chuckle'']
The Captain
That's pretty good.
Dimitry
Yeah.
The Captain
Okay. Hold on. Got one here. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, I have one: "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell.
[''checks phone'']
Dimitry
Ah...
The Captain
That's Edward Abbey.
Dimitry
Listen: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
The Captain
Ah!
Dimitry
Margaret Thatcher.
The Captain
Ah... You're gonna like this one: "The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sold us the rope." Karl Marx.
[''boat shakes'']
Dimitry
Okay. Okay... Classic. "The most powerful single force in the world today is man's eternal desire to be free and independent." Kennedy.
[''reads from phone'']
The Captain
Okay... "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greece. Freedom... for slave owners.
Dimitry
I know. Vladimir Lenin! School. A Russian capitalist, and an American communist.
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