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Cruella's Frustration with Incompetence
Cruella
Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics.
[sarcastically]
Horace
Who won the gold?
[last words]
Cruella
SHUT UP! My business, my reputation, my life... has been ruined, because you three incompetent twits... let yourselves be outsmarted by a bunch of dumb animals! And you call yourselves men. HA! I've seen more intelligent pieces of carpet!
[last words]
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Instructions on Avoiding Unwanted Conversations
Jasper
Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.
Horace
Right. OH! Look at the size of that scar! No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!
[Skinner answers the door; surprised; Jasper rolls his eyes in annoyance]
Jasper
Excuse me just a minute, would you?
[closes the door and angrily punches Horace]
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Creative Problem-Solving in Unusual Circumstances
Jasper
Stupidly, you see? That's your problem, That's what's been holding you back, if it was to you, you'd have taken hold of that wire set fire to your undershorts cooked your tongue before even thinking it was electrified
Horace
Point taken, But what are the logs for
Jasper
We stand upon the logs and hop over thereby avoiding painful electirc-shock
Horace
Brilliant,
[seeing Jasper had a plan to jump]
Jasper
Right. Mount the log. Extend Leg, All right, Now, when I count to three, we jump, Ready.
[as they climb on pile of logs; their legs go over the wires of the electric fence]
Horace
Yes,
Jasper
One,
[Logs gives way sending Jasper and Horace fell on the wires of electric fence causing them to zap with screams in pain and fell onto the ground and stands up as walks off]
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Stripes and Sycophants in Conversation
Frederick
I thought we liked stripes this year.
Cruella
What kind of sycophant are you?
Frederick
Uh...what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?
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Debate Over Heating in Cold Weather
Horace
Turn the heater on will you!
[still cold after falling through the frozen pond]
Jasper
No. Not with this thing acting the way she is. I don't want to risk losing power.
Horace
I can't stand the cold no more! I want heat! Fire. TOO HOT! TOO HOT!
[turns the heat on himself, but the system shorts and a bolt of lightning strikes the heater and sets the truck on fire]
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A Dispute Over Puppies and Money
Anita
Cruella, the puppies have to be with their mother for several weeks. They're not ready to leave.
Cruella
Fine. Put the little brutes on reserve for me. How much would you like?
Roger
They're not for sale.
Cruella
Oh? You've come into some money, have you? Did you design some silly game that will drive the delinquent kiddies into frenzies of video delight?
Roger
As a matter of fact, I have...
Anita
No, no, what Roger means to say is that we're not sure we're going to sell the puppies.
Cruella
Anita, don't be ridiculous! You can't possibly afford to keep them. I'll pay you twice what they're worth. Come now. I'm being more than generous. £500! £7,500! Fair? £2 per spot.
[offers to buy the puppies; writes out a check]
Anita
But, Cruella, what would you do with 15 puppies?
Roger
That's irrelevant, Anita. She can't have any cause they're not for sale!
Cruella
I'm getting very tired of you, Roland!
Roger
Roger.
Cruella
Whatever. Take it.
[holds out a £7,500 check]
Cruella
Take it.
[quietly]
Cruella
Take it!
[loudly]
Anita
Cruella... the puppies are not for sale.
[calmly]
Cruella
You're quite... sure?
[resignedly]
Roger and Anita
Yes.
Cruella
All right. Keep the little beasts. Do what you want with them. Drown them, for all I care! You're a fool, Anita! I've no use for fools. You're fired! You're finished! You'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You idiots!
[furiously; rips the check; exits]
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Cruella's Desperate Orders for Elimination
Cruella
Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it? Any way you want. Poison them. Drown them. Bash them on the head! Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts. Just do it and do it now!
[over the phone; Skinner taps one of the keys on the phone several times to communicate]
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A Moment of Gratitude in Crisis
Jasper
Thank the Lord.
Horace
We're saved.
Cop 1
Here you go
[placing Jasper and Horace in the police van]
Jasper
Much obliged,Thanks
Cop 3
Watch your heads,Very kind
Horace
Thank you.
Cop 4
Nice and quiet.
[closing the door a sign says NO STANDING as Jasper and Horace sits down in the van]
Horace
This is Lovely
Jasper
Isn't it, nice and warm,
[Last Words]
Horace
No animals neither,
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