102 Dalmatians (2000) - Quotes

Taglines: The dalmatians reign. Thanksgiving.

Taglines: Meet Two Unlikely Heroes With A Bone To Pick.

Taglines: It's A Dog's Life.

Taglines: A Spotless New Tail Is Going To Be Unleashed.

Alonzo: [seeing Oddball] What's that puppy doing up there?

Chloe Simon: [alarmed] No, Oddball!

Kevin Shepherd: [alarmed] Oddball!

Chloe Simon: Oh, Oddball! Oh!

Kevin Shepherd: [chuckles] What have you been up to now?

Chloe Simon: What have you been doing?

Kevin Shepherd: Come here, come here. Hey! Hey.

Chloe Simon: [notices something; Kevin laughs; happily] Oh. Dirt. Kevin. Look. These won't come off. She's got her spots! Oddball's got her spots! Look!

Waddlesworth: S-P-O-T-S!

Cruella De Vil: Alonzo! Find the rat and kill it! Le Pelt and I will be on the Orient Express.

Alonzo: K-K-K-Kill?

Cruella De Vil: The last time I underestimated a puppy, I wound up in the pokey! Go!

Cruella de Vil: My Dalmatian puppy coat. The coat of my dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal... for which I have lost, three years of my life! Alonso, we're going to make them pay.

Alonzo: Yes. How much?

Cruella de Vil: Dipstick, she called him. What fiendish justice! He escaped me, but I shall wreak my vengeance on the next generation.

Alonzo: Sounds wonderful.

Jean-Pierre Le Pelt: [when Cruella driving in Paris] Ah! You're going the wrong way!

Cruella de Vil: They're going the wrong way!

Kevin Shepherd: Can we trust him?

Chloe Simon: Now's not the time to count your change, Kevin!

Cruella de Vil: [Alonso smiles] Don't worry - I've got a perfectly good idiot to take the fall for it. Not you, Alonzo, another idiot.

Cruella De Vil: Alonzo, I need you.

Alonzo: I'm yours.

Cruella De Vil: [laughing evilly] Furnish yourself with a torch, a large sack and rubber soled shoes. Meanwhile, I need a furrier. And I know just where to find him.

Cruella De Vil: It’s smaller than I remember.

Alonzo: I k-kept everything just as you l-left it.

Cruella De Vil: [Fluffy growls; gasps, then starts tsking; she opens the door, suddenly screams, throwing Fluffy to Alonzo; starts panting] Oh, come, Fluffy. We’ll share a bath. An interminable soak scented with lavender and a drop of Sumatran… Never mind. I think I’ll enjoy doing a little dusting. Oh, Fluffy, a bath… Followed by a nap submerged in feather pillows and satin-- Alonzo! Fur! It's everywhere! Lock them away! Bury them beyond sight and memory!

Alonzo: Even the Mongolian pony skin trousers and the--

Cruella De Vil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!!

Cruella De Vil: And this!

Cruella De Vil: Is it safe?

Alonzo: Yes, it's safe.

Judge: Cruella De Vil...

Cruella De Vil: Do call me Ella; Cruella sounds so cruel.

Judge: Ms. De Vil, I am releasing you into the custody of the probation office. You will perform 500 hours of community service. Mr Torte, your client is, I believe, a very wealthy woman.

Jean-Pierre Le Pelt: [repeated line to Alonzo] Little man!

Kevin Shepherd: [referring to Cruella] She's changed.

Kevin Shepherd: [referring to Cruella] I'm beginning to dislike this woman.

Waddlesworth: And now for the topper. You may now kick the bride.

Waddlesworth: [chewing through floorboards] Tastes just like chicken.

Waddlesworth: Gaw, I just realized I'm not a rottweiler after all! I'm a retriever!

Cruella de Vil: ['''Alonzo:''' Um, wouldn't you be more c-comfortable in the c-car? [Cruella screams and pants as her claws return; cackling; in next scene; moves Alonzo and rips off the planks by hand while screaming. Afterwards, she opens the doors, and falls on the fur coats] Ella?] Not Ella. Ella's gone. And Cruella's back! Pull! Pull! Stand aside, worm! Oh, mommy's home, and I'll never leave you again!

Cruella de Vil: [picks up Oddball; throws Oddball on conveyor belt, and laughs evilly, thinking she killed Oddball.; Oddball appears, alive and well, shocking Cruella and a dalmatian hits a switch making Cruella go into an oven.] Without spots, you're just not worth the trouble. Chop-chop! And now, to my coat!

Cruella de Vil: Only two minions to abuse? On, Jean-Pierre, the world is so unfair.