Name: 13 Going on 30
Genre: Fantasy, Comedy, Romance
Released: 2004-04-13
Duration: 98 min
Rating: 6.8
Cast: Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Judy Greer, Andy Serkis, Kathy Baker

13 Going on 30

Stranger Danger in a Time-Sensitive Situation

Lucy Can you get in the car?

Jenna I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.

Lucy Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.

Jenna I can't get in the car, I don't know you.

Lucy Just get in the car.

Jenna I don't get in the car with strangers!

Lucy You're being a little paranoid.

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13 Going on 30

Request for a Fluffy Pillow

Jenna I want a fluffy pillow!

[panicked]

Matt A fluffy pillow, coming right up.

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13 Going on 30

Belonging and Identity in Young Friendships

Young Matt You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.

Young Jenna Rink They're my friends.

Young Matt The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?

Young Jenna Rink Well, almost. And someday, I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick.

Young Matt There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal.

Young Jenna Rink I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool.

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13 Going on 30

A Moment of Unspoken Feelings

Jenna I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.

Matt Jenna... I've always loved you.

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Office Changes and Personnel Decisions

Lucy Richard, we are hiring new printers, we're installing passwords. We're building firewalls on all the computers. Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.

[regarding security breaches at the company]

Richard Did you? Good, I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes.

[to Jenna]

Lucy She was a secretary.

Richard Yeah, whatever.

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13 Going on 30

A Playful Take on Age Perception

Lucy Wyman Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

[after Jenna says she's 13]

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Unexpected Encounter at the Magazine Office

Lucy Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?

[at a huge party]

Jenna Who?

Lucy Sparkle's editor-in-chief, Trish Sackett. Twelve o'clock and headed our way.

Trish Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing?

[smugly]

Lucy My God, Trish, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? Please, put some crab in your purse for later.

[sarcastically]

Trish You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or you could change the name to something more appropriate...like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic.

Jenna You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all.

Trish Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. I care about winning.

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A Heated Exchange Over a Story Scoop

Arlene I have your urgent messages.

Jenna Let's hear them.

Arlene Well, okay. Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you, "I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting little bitch. That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits.

Jenna Oh, my God, that was so mean.

Arlene Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile, you pretentious, conniving snake.

Jenna Maybe I should read them myself.

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13 Going on 30

Learning from Experience and Affection

Jenna Rink Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!

[dragging Matt to the dance floor]

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13 Going on 30

Unexpected Neighborly Compliments and Conversations

Becky Why are you talking to me?

Jenna Why not? We are neighbors, right?

Becky But you usually ignore me.

Jenna I like your shoes.

Becky Thanks. I like your dress.

Jenna That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!

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A Playful Encounter in the Closet

Young Lucy Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.

[to Matt; smugly]

Young Jenna Matty!

[excitedly; pounces on Young Matt and passionately kisses him]

Young Matt Wow. You really know what you're doing.

[impressed]

Young Jenna Come on.

Young Lucy Sorry, I forgot my scarf.

[takes scarf; sarcastically]

Young Jenna You know what? You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, biatch. Come on, Matt.

[angrily snatches Lucy's homework, and rips it up; splashes Young Lucy's drink on her dress; to Matt]

Young Lucy What did you call me?

[to Young Jenna; incensed and confused]

Young Jenna We're gonna be late.

Young Matt For what?

Young Jenna You'll see.

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13 Going on 30

Childhood Treats and Growing Up

Young Matt Wants some Razzles?

[offering sweets]

Young Jenna Rink Razzles are for kids.

Young Matt Exactly.

[smiles knowingly]

Young Matt Arrivederci.

Young Jenna Rink Au revoir.

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13 Going on 30

Accusations and Confusion Between Friends

Jenna Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures!

Lucy Oh, which one do you want to be today, the pot or the kettle? If you don't mind, I'd like to be the pot...maybe the kettle. I don't know, it doesn't really matter, they're both black.

[sarcastically]

Jenna What are you talking about?!

[confused]

Lucy Found this in your office yesterday. Does it look familiar to you? It has your name on it!

[revealing Jenna's letter from Sparkle Magazine]

Jenna You went through my things?

[snatches the letter]

Lucy Oh, give me a break. How horrible. How terrible. I can't believe I did it.

[angrily; sarcastically]

Jenna What is this? I don't even know what this is.

[still not getting the idea while she looks through the contents inside the envelope]

Lucy Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips.

[furiously]

Jenna Oh my God.

[horrified at the truth]

Lucy Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it.

Jenna Oh, no.

Lucy Oh, yes. Right now, I'm taking your job and you can stay here with the magazine that you single-handedly flushed down the toilet.

[smugly]

Jenna What about Matt? Why did he sign this? What did you tell him?

Lucy Let's see, I think I might have told him you decided to go in a different direction which you are now. I might have told him something else too but I just can't remember.

[smugly leaves while taking her belongings to her new office]

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13 Going on 30

Desire for Adult Life and Confidence

Jenna Rink I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving.

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Capturing Memories on a Special Birthday

Young Matt Hey, Jenna.

[takes a picture of him and Jenna]

Young Jenna Rink Matt, please. No more pictures.

Young Matt Come on, it's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it.

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A Clever Deal Revealed

Lucy Wyman Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it.

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13 Going on 30

Fashion Choices and Friendship Dynamics

Lucy Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip-dress is a little 97... unless it's retro.

Jenna Are you really my best friend?

[surprised]

Lucy You're pregnant.

[wondering why Jenna is acting so strange]

Jenna Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!

[horrified]

Lucy Thank God. You scare me. What did you do last night?

[relieved]

Jenna See, that's just it. Something really strange is happening. I slept in an apartment I've never seen before... and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy.

[nervous]

Lucy Oh, God. Not his thingy. Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here?

[sarcastically; to driver]

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13 Going on 30

The Value of Authentic Beauty and Self-Acceptance

Beverly Rink Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way.

Young Jenna Rink I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people!

Beverly Rink Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.

Young Jenna Rink Look at this. "Thirty and flirty and thriving. Why the thirties are the best years of your life." I wanna be thirty.

[reads from magazine]

Beverly Rink Well, you will be, honey. But right now, you're my beautiful 13-year-old.

[chuckles]

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A Mysterious Memory from Childhood

Jenna What happened?

Matt I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?

Jenna Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. And that is the last thing I remembered.

[suddenly remembers]

13 Going on 30

Dreams and Reality in Life's Journey

Matt Flamhaff You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?

[to Jenna]

13 Going on 30

Confronting the Past in Relationships

Jenna I don't know what Lucy said to you about me. But I want you to know that whoever she was talking about wasn't me.

Matt It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.

Jenna Matt I am not the awful person that I was. I don't even know that person. And I'd like to believe... I have to believe that if you knew that... that if in your heart, you really, really knew that, you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. Unless that someone were me.

Matt Jenna, I'm gonna lie to you. I have felt things these past few weeks... that I didn't know I could feel anymore. But I have realized these past few days that... you can't just turn back time.

Jenna Why not?

Matt I moved on. You moved on. We've gone down different paths for so long. We made choices. I chose Wendy. That's her family down there. We care about each other, you know? You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close.

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Learning from Mistakes and Moving Forward

Beverly Rink Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them.

Jenna How come?

Beverly Rink Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things right.

13 Going on 30

The Truth Behind Jenna Rink's Transformation

Taglines Jenna Rink made a wish and went from 13 to 30 overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her.

13 Going on 30

A Misunderstanding Over Food Delivery

Jenna Hello? Yeah. Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you right now.

[on the sidewalk, ringing the buzzer for an upstairs apartment]

Matt Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. But if you're here from Ming Gardens food delivery, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.

[talking over speaker-system, poor reception]

Matt You're not Chinese.

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Jenna's Confident Order at the Bar

Jenna Rink I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

[at a huge party]

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Jenna Rink Reflects on Music's Presence

Jenna Rink Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?

[hearing her cell phone ring]

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A Lighthearted Exchange Between Friends

Jenna A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?

Matt Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.

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Unexpected Transformation and Confusion

Matt Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?

Jenna Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?

Matt Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

[long pause]

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Trust Issues Rooted in Childhood Experiences

Matt Flamhaff It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.

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Youth and Love: A Battle to Face

Jenna Rink What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield.

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Casual Conversation About Accessories and Friendship

Becky I like your bag.

Jenna Thanks, but you should come by sometime. I got like a zillion of them.

Becky Really?

[suddenly surprised]

Jenna Yeah, it would be totally cool. Becky, can I ask you something?

Becky Yeah, sure.

Jenna Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? Cause I totally am.

Becky I think that kinda the point!

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