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A New Year's Eve Conversation on Despair
Kevin
Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself. You want to share a cab?
Lucy
So I can pass out and wake up alone on New Year's Day?
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Fashion and Desire in the Bartender's Words
Bartender
Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor.
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Finding Acceptance in Relationships
Lucy
You need to find somebody that likes you the way you are.
Kevin
And who would possibly like me the way I am?
Lucy
I have no idea.
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Perceptions of Desperation and Confidence
Hillary
I don't want to look desperate.
Monica
Desperate? You could stand there naked with a mattress strapped to your back and still look like a vestal virgin.
Hillary
Do you think that would work?
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Attraction and Misunderstandings Among Friends
Lucy
In the five years we've known each other, have you once even ever considered having sex with me? Apart from tonight. You don't think I'm attracted to you.
Kevin
I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with.
Lucy
You think I'm a slut!
Kevin
What? No.
Lucy
Yeah, you think I'm a big slut.
Kevin
I don't think you're a slut. A skanky little ho maybe, but never a slut.
Lucy
The truth is, you're afraid.
Kevin
What? I'm afraid. I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now. I'm totally afraid.
Lucy
It is so obvious.
Kevin
And so ridiculous.
Lucy
Prove it.
Kevin
I don't have to prove anything.
Lucy
I dare you. Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.
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Unresolved Feelings in a Troubled Relationship
Eric
You bring me over here, and you tell me I'm the worst lover you ever had. And now you tell me it can't be helped.
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Hostility and Self-Reflection in a Cab
Disco Cabbie
Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility coming from the back seat.
[Ellie is riding with Disco Cabbie complaining about finding Kevin with Lucy]
Ellie
Oh, really? That's very astute.
Disco Cabbie
Well, that's not good for me, man. That kind of energy damages the plush interior of my cab, right? And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman.
Ellie
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
Disco Cabbie
And you are a strong woman. If I was you, I would pull over with me and celebrate our strength together. What do you think about that, baby?
Ellie
This corner's great. This corner's fantastic for me.
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Compromises in Relationships and Their Consequences
Kevin
You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to ].
[[Joni Mitchell]
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Reflection on Narcissism in Relationships
Ellie
I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.
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Clarifying Sexual Orientation in Social Situations
Bartender
And I'm not gay, okay? I get that all the time. No, I'm not gay.
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Perceptions of Beauty and Gender Identity
Disco Cabbie
One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis.
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New Year's Eve Dating Dilemma
Taglines
It's 11:59 on New Year's Eve. Do you know where your date is?
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The Complexity of Hosting Parties
Monica
Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse. It's like the last desperate act of someone who hasn't had a lasting relationship since Junior High.
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Cigarettes as Barriers to Connection
Kevin
Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?
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Honest Reflections on Intimacy
Eric
Look, just tell me one thing. I'm not a vain person. Was the sex any good at all?
Cheryl
No. I'm sorry. It was bad.
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A Birthday Surprise Unfolds Between Friends
Kevin
What's this?
Lucy
It's your birthday present, fuckhead. Open it.
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The Baddest in Show Business
Disco Cabbie
If you remember anything that I tell you, remember this: ] is the baddest motherfucker in show business.
[[James Brown]
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Breakfast Preferences and Humor
Bartender
So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
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New Year's Eve Revelry and Chaos
Disco Cabbie
Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They loving the ladies.
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Complications of Casual Relationships
Jack
Look, what happened between us last night is like this ongoing problem with me. It happens all the time: I meet someone, we go home together, but then the next day it's...
Cindy
What? Next day what?
Jack
Well, they tell me that suddenly they've developed these feelings for me.
Cindy
What are you saying, that every woman you go home with falls in love with you or something?
Jack
Yes! It's like a curse! It never ends!
Cindy
A woman falls in love with you and you think that's a curse?
Jack
You have no idea!
Cindy
No! I don't! Because I think you're lucky! I mean, there are some people who wait their entire lives for somebody to tell them they feel that way about them, and you, you just throw it away like it's nothing, like it's a minor inconvenience! Well let me tell you something, Jack, you are cursed - just not the way you think you are.
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