2012 poster

2012 Quotes

"We were warned."

PG-13 2009 · 2h 38m
59
Audience
59
Audience
19 quotes
The End Is Near Message
Taglines The End Is Near.
Urgent Command to Enter the Vehicle
Jackson Curtis GET IN THE FUCKING CAR! NOW!
[as Los Angeles goes through a 10.9 earthquake; he rushes into his wife's house and it's about to collapse]
Discover the Truth Behind 2012
Taglines Find out the truth. Search "2012".
A Warning Was Issued
Taglines We Were Warned.
Impending Impact Warning and Survival Urgency
Ark AI Impact warning. Thirty degrees west. Forty-five degrees east. Target elevation, 29,035 feet.
Carl Anheuser Twenty-nine thousand feet? What the hell is at 29,000 feet!?
Captain Michaels We're headed straight for the north face of ], Mr. Anheuser and if we do not start our engines, we will not survive the impact.
[[w:Mount Everest|Mount Everest]
Advice on Panic in Crisis Situations
Jackson Curtis When they tell you not to panic, that's when you run!
[reacting to Kate after she reiterates the California Governor's statement that everything is safe]
The End of America and Humanity
Charlie Frost This marks the last day of the United States of America. And, by tomorrow, all of mankind. And we will be visible from the Milky Way as a tiny little puff of smoke. I'm watching the earth crumble before my eyes. The giant ash cloud created by this super-volcano will first envelop Vegas and then St. Louis and then Chicago and then, at long last, Washington, D.C. will have its lights go out! I have goosebumps, people! I wish you could see what I'm seeing, people! I WISH YOU COULD BE HERE WITH ME! OH, BABY... BRING IT ON!! ALWAYS REMEMBER FOLKS: YOU HEARD IT FIRST FROM CHARLIE!!!!
[broadcasting live as the Yellowstone Caldera is about to erupt; the Yellowstone Caldera explodes; gets slightly thrown back by the shockwave, then gets back up; spreads out arms; is hit by a massive rock and killed]
Observation of a Large Russian Plane
Noah Curtis Whoa, that's a big plane.
[staring at the [[w:Antonov An-225|An-500]
Yuri Karpov It's Russian.
Ancient Warnings of Catastrophe
Taglines Mankind's earliest civilization warned us this day would come.
Discussion on Communication and Priorities
Carl Anheuser She's a smart girl, she'll understand.
[about Laura Wilson]
Adrian Helmsley That thing in Paris, we're not involved in any of that, are we?
Anheuser We"? Who's "we", what are you talking about? What we need to do is focus on the timeline.
Helmsley So when do we let the country know?
Anheuser What?
Helmsley The people, sir. They need to know.
Anheuser Well, of course they do. Listen, your job is to figure out when this is all gonna fall apart, my mission is to figure out how to retain some semblance of government after it falls apart, and until then, we don't have time for anything except for doing those jobs, okay? Now, you call me the moment you get any news from Yellowstone.
Helmsley Yes, sir.
[turns to go]
Anheuser Cute girl, eh?
Helmsley Sir?
Anheuser The First Daughter. I saw you looking at her.
Helmsley I wasn't looking at her.
Anheuser Better move fast, kid. The end is near.
Earthquake Updates from Multiple Experts
Scotty It's been upgraded to a 10.9 by the guys at Harvard.
Adrian Helmsley What does Caltech have to say?
Professor West The entire city of Pasadena was wiped out, just a few minutes ago. This is coming in live from Coachella Valley, near ]. That huge canyon, wasn't there this morning. And four hundred miles north, at ]. Same thing.
[turns on map; [w:Joshua Tree National Park|Joshua Tree; map then zooms to part of the San Andreas Fault; [w:Point Reyes|Point Reyes]
Helmsley The San Andreas Fault is shifting.
West Yes. And all sister faults in the Bay Area as well. The whole ] is destabilizing.
[[w:Pacific Plate|Pacific Plate]
Reassurance in Uncertain Times
Jackson Don't be scared. Honey, look at me, do I look scared?
Lilly Uh-huh.
Urgent Request for Access Amid Crisis
Adrian Helmsley Mr. Curtis, this is Dr. Adrian Helmsley. We met at Yellowstone.
Jackson Curtis That's great! Open the goddamned door!
[in a slowly flooding chamber]
Despair in the Face of Mortality
Jackson Curtis Oh God, I'm a dead man... I'm a dead man... I'M A DEAD MAN!!
[after hearing the news reports of the mass suicide]
Survival and Consequences in Crisis
Taglines Who Will Be Left Behind?
The Challenge of Human Civilization
Adrian Helmsley Ladies and gentlemen, this is Dr. Adrian Helmsley, chief science adviser to the late President Wilson.
German Chancellor Could you please turn up the volume, Mr. Hoffmann?
Helmsley I know we've all been forced to make difficult decisions to save our human civilization, but to be human means to care for each other and civilization means to work together to create a better life. If that's true, then there's nothing human and nothing civilized about what we're doing here.
Carl Anheuser Dr. Helmsley's passion is admirable, but I will remind you that we have very limited resources and extremely limited time.
Helmsley Ask yourselves, can we really stand by and watch these people die? I read a quote two days ago. The author is probably dead by now, but he said: "The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment that we lose our humanity.
[glares at Anheuser]
Anheuser And in order to save the human race, we have an obligation to stick to this plan, which every nation on this flotilla has signed up for.
Helmsley We have to let these people in-
Anheuser They're in God's hands now! Officer, you turn that off. That is an order, sailor! TURN IT OFF!
[to comms officer]
Professor West Don't you dare touch that button, young man!
[aims cane]
Anheuser Have you completely lost your mind?! LOOK AT THE CLOCK! WE HAVE BARELY 15 MINUTES LEFT! Do you wanna be responsible for the extinction of the human race? Can you handle that, Adrian?
[points to countdown]
Helmsley There's a young astrophysicist from India who's the reason we're all here.
Anheuser Oh, for God's sake.
Helmsley He's the one who discovered it all. He connected all the dots. We all owe him our lives. I just learned that he was killed with his family in a tsunami in eastern India. He was my friend, and he died in vain. Everybody out there has died in vain if we start our future with an act of cruelty. What would you tell your children? What will they tell theirs?
[gets more emotional]
Laura Wilson If my father were here, he would open the gates.
Russian President The people of Russia along with China and Japan, agree... to open the gates.
[looks to fellow heads of state]
German Chancellor The United Kingdom, Spain, France, Canada, Germany and I believe I may also speak for the Italian prime minister, we vote to let these people come in.
Helmsley Captain Michaels. Please.
Capt. Michaels This is the captain. In a few moments, we will open the gates and get you people in. Please step back and clear the platform.
[contemplates, then reaches for radio mike; crowd cheers]
Governments' Inaction in Global Catastrophe Preparedness
Taglines How would the governments of our planet prepare for the end of the world... They wouldn't.
Concern over Hawaii's situation and fuel supply
Yuri What is that?
[staring at the Hawaiian volcanic landscape]
Sasha The state of Hawaii.
Yuri Not good, that is not good.
Jackson How much fuel do we have left?
Sasha Not enough. We're going to have to make a water landing somewhere in the South China Sea.
Gordon Well, at least we won't need the landing gear.
Jackson What happened to it?
Gordon Well, we lost it all. In ].
[[w:Las Vegas|Vegas]
Facing Catastrophe Together as One Family
US President Thomas Wilson My fellow Americans. This will be the last time I will address you. As you know, catastrophe has struck our nation, has struck the world. I wish I could tell you we could prevent the coming destruction. We cannot. Today, none of us are strangers. Today, we are one family, stepping into the darkness together. We are a nation of many religions, but I believe these words reflect the spirit of all our faiths. "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall -
[making his final address to the nation; signal cut]