27 Dresses (2008) - Quotes

Selflessness and Personal Needs in Relationships

Kevin: Don't you have any needs?

Jane: No. I'm Jesus.

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Cynicism and Romance in Relationships

Jane: You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic, or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?

Kevin: I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.

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Misunderstandings in Gift-Giving and Presentation

Jane: You got them champagne glasses and a bottle of cristal.

George: Any way she's gonna believe it actually came from me?

Jane: Maybe. I wrapped it like a car ran over it.

George: Nice touch.

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Marriage Beliefs Compared to Santa Claus

Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.

Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.

Jane: Oh, that's so noble of you! Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.

Kevin: Ah! So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!

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Wedding Dress and Distracted Intentions

Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?

Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.

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A Lighthearted Exchange on Professional Titles

Jane: [after passing out] Are you a doctor?

Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.

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Finding Comfort in Unexpected Places

Jane's Aunt: It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.

Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!

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Sibling Betrayal and Heartbreak

Tess: You won't share that information with him about me. You wouldn't hurt a fly. And you would never hurt me. I'm your sister.

Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.

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A Disagreement Over Money Between Friends

Kevin: Jane, give me fifty bucks.

Jane: No!

Kevin: Jane, come on. It's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back.

Jane: No.

Kevin: [takes her hand lovingly] Jane, I need you... to give me fifty bucks.

Jane: [hesitant] ...No?

Kevin: [laughs; picks up Jane's drink] See? That was good! Jane, can I have your drink?

Jane: Sure.

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Humiliation in Wedding Themes

Kevin: What is that?

Jane: [holding the dress in front of herself] Theme wedding!

Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?

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Weddings: A Perspective on Happiness and Sacrifice

Jane: There's gotta be one thing about weddings that you like.

Kevin: Open bar.

Jane: No.

Kevin: [thinks for a moment; notices Jane giving him a weird look] All right. So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he's an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery... I don't know, he always looks really, really happy. And, for some reason, I... What the hell are you looking at me like that for?

Jane: Are you shitting me right now?

Kevin: What?

Jane: That's my favorite part. Oh, my God. We have something in common.

Kevin: Yes. Well, statistically that was bound to happen.

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Unexpected Reactions in a Challenging Moment

Mother: [screams] Shit, oh shit!

Jane: I never do anything like this.

Kevin: I know.

Jane: You do?

Kevin: Yes, I know. You kept repeating that over and over last night. "I never do this... I never do this... I never do this...

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Finding Clarity in the Right Choices

Casey: If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now.

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Unexpected Attraction in a Clean Look

Casey: Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you.

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Invitation to a Pre-Party Gathering

Casey: Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.

Value of Appreciation and Vulnerability

Casey: What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?

The Complexity of Modern Relationships

Casey: He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?