16 quotes
On Sideburns and Personal Choices
Hanson
I don't know what it is with those sideburns. I mean, I glued mine on. For you it's an actual lifestyle choice.
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Good News and Bad News Scenario
Michael Zane
I've got good news and bad news.
Jesse Waingrow
What's the good news?
Michael Zane
Your mom's in the trunk.
Jesse Waingrow
What's the bad news?
Michael Zane
She's still alive.
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The Fate of Different Paths
Michael Zane
Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.
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Confrontation Between Damitry and Murphy
Damitry
Alright, Murphy, if you're not coming out, then we're coming in after you.
Murphy
You don't want any of me!
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Time to Begin the Task
Michael Zane
It's time to go to work, baby.
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Unexpected Origins of Beauty
Cybil Waingrow
This looks Beautiful.
Murphy
It's one of my favorite pieces.
Cybil Waingrow
Yeah. Where's it from?
Murphy
Out my ass.
[whispers]
Cybil Waingrow
Excuse me.
Murphy
It's an African piece.
Cybil Waingrow
Looks Egyptian to me.
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Confronting Consequences of Actions
Thomas J. Murphy
You want karma, asshole?
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Miscommunication About Team Size
Jack
Meet Hamilton.
Murphy
I said get a couple of guys, Jack. A couple of guys.
Jack
He is a couple of guys.
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The Value of Power Over Wealth
Thomas J. Murphy
You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated makes the rules.
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A Tense Exchange Over a Safe
Peterson
Are you gonna kill me?
Murphy
Not til you get the safe open.
Murphy
Now that's a joke. Open the safe.
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Change Habits or Change Tools
U.S. Marshal Quigley
Either quit smoking or get a new lighter.
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Recognition Between Familiar Faces
Thomas J. Murphy
You recognize me now? I recognize you.
[last lines]
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Miscommunication in a Tense Situation
Murphy
What's his problem?
Lady
He's deaf...
Murphy
Funny. You're not, so get his head on the fucking ground.
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Trust and Responsibility in Relationships
Cybil Waingrow
I didn't leave Jesse with a stranger. I left him with you.
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A Humorous Exchange Over Leftover Fries
Michael Zane
Finish your fries.
Jesse Waingrow
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
Michael Zane
Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
Jesse Waingrow
Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?
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The Perks of Unconventional Relationships
Gus
What's great about dating homeless girls?
Murphy
What?
Gus
You can drop them off anywhere.
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