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40 Days and 40 Nights Quotes

"Easier said than done."

R 2002 · 1h 34m
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Apple TV Store Available on Apple TV Store
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19 quotes
40 Days and 40 Nights
Challenging Nature and Self-Control
Ryan One: you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you. I'm just saying that no man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds, Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
Matt And two?
Ryan And two: are you out of your fucking mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this?
Matt No. In fact, he's been about as supportive as you are. Look, this doesn't affect you in any way.
Ryan Oh, this affects everybody...
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Questioning Authenticity in Relationships
Susie What the fuck was that? Did you come?
[after hearing Matt's obviously fake orgasmic moan]
Matt Uh...yeah.
Susie No you didn't. You faked it.
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40 Days and 40 Nights
Unexpected Confessions of a Distracted Mind
Matt Sullivan I almost fucked an outlet today.
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Questioning the Authenticity of a Photograph
Ryan This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?
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A Frustrated Outburst at a Foolish Action
Matt Sullivan You stupid, stupid...silly little person.
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A Conversation About Stickers
Matt Sullivan Wait, wait. Don't go to sleep yet. We got to talk about something. Stickers. Do you like stickers?
[pause]
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Questioning Attraction and Desire
Ryan Do you like her?
Matt Yeah.
Ryan So why do you not wanna fuck her?
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Misunderstood Compliment Among Friends
Duncan She said I looked like ].
[[Lionel Ritchie]
Neil Well, that's great!
Duncan No it's not.
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A Man's Unusual Challenge of Abstinence
Taglines One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For... 40 Days and 40 Nights.
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Recognition in a Casual Encounter
Nicole Hey, Bagel Guy.
The Bagel Guy You know my name?
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Exploring Sexual Dynamics and Power Struggles
Mandy Women have been doing this since...the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?
[describing the importance of women's power of abstinence]
Candy They're like animals. Their whole lives revolve around their penises.
[describing the typical sexuality of men]
Jerry Anderson I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on.
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A Comedic Take on Abstinence and Relationships
Taglines This March, sex takes a holiday.
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Observations on Personal Struggles and Issues
Matt Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?
Ryan Dude, you're action packed with issues.
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Candlelight and Conflicted Feelings in Friendship
Matt You gotta...you gotta light a candle or something.
John Sullivan I'm not gonna light a candle so you can feel better about getting laid!
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Frustration Over Lost Adult Film Tape
Ryan Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape? One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt. What the fuck is going on?
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The Importance of Communication in Dating
Ryan Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old-fashioned. You go three and you're a homo.
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Confronting Past Relationships and Emotional Issues
Ryan Okay, I know you have some Nicole issues right now, but...
Matt I do not have any Nicole issues.
Ryan Hi, I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole that still infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months." I mean she's hot, Matt. I don't mind looking at her. All I'm saying is, you have issues.
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The Power of Suggestion in Thought
Erica If I told you, "Don't think about the color red," what would you think about?
Matt Sex.
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Clarity on Relationship and Sex Advice
Matt Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing giving relationship advice?
John Sullivan Relationship advice, yes. Sex advice, no. Part of the priestly thing – and stop calling it that – is not to have sex, remember?
Matt It's funny. I didn't say a thing about sex.
John Sullivan Sure you did...
Matt No I didn't. I guess thinking about sex is part of the priestly thing. At least for some.
John Sullivan Get out.
Matt Fine.
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