50 First Dates (2004) - Quotes

A Desire for a Different Ending

Henry: [begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner] I don't want it to end like this.

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Memory Loss and Short-Term Challenges

Dr. Keats: Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds.

Ten Second Tom: I was in an accident? That's terrible.

Dr. Keats: Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds.

Ten Second Tom: Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain... Hi. I'm Tom.

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Humorous Update on Current Events

Update Video: Red Sox win World Series!... Just kidding.

Update Video: Schwarzenegger elected governor!... Not kidding.

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A Moment of Appreciation Between Two Characters

Henry: Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You're real sweet.

Lucy: Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Henry: Okay.

Lucy: Okay.

Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!

Lucy: Well... my grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...

Henry: Oh...I'm so sorry...I was just joking around.

Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT! HA HA!

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Food Sharing and Cultural Differences

Henry: Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.

Lucy: Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?

Henry: [pause] Uh, no, I'm from this country. Were you gonna eat that?

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Humor and Concern in Medical Recovery

Dr. Keats: Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. She's watching the tape as we speak.

Henry: Good. How's my temporal lobe lookin there, Doc?

Dr. Keats: Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit ya?

Doug: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!

Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaction. That's the roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.

Doug: It'th not juithe! It'th a protein thake!

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A Warning About Talking to Lucy

Nick: What did Sue say?

Henry: She said that if I talk to Lucy you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.

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Conflict Over Spam in Hawaii

Old Hawaiian Man: That was pathetic.

Henry: Yeah? Why don't you choke on your Spam!

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Concern Over Injuries and Future Plans

Keanu Mokokokakoa: Hey, Dad.

Ula: Not now, Keanu Mokokokakoa.

Keanu Mokokokakoa: But your stitches are bleeding.

Ula: [demonstrates a back swing with his club] It musta been my huge back swing. Honah Lee, you think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?

Henry: Yeah, I'm lookin’ forward to it.

Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.

Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.

Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?

Ula: A shark bit me.

Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!

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Turtle's Health Concerns in Conversation

Keanu Mokokokakoa: What's wrong with that turtle?

Henry: He has lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed, which is bad for you. Right, Ula?

Ula: Wha? I don't smoke weed!

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A Shared Snack on a Safe Trip

Doug: [gives Henry a box] Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.

Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.

Doug: I love Thpam and Ree-thith, can I have it?

Henry: Um, I guess.

Marlin: Doug!

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Navigating New Relationships and First Impressions

Henry: [to Lucy] It's gonna be ok, Luce.

Lucy: [to Henry] Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.

Marlin: Sweetie, you're sorta dating him.

Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better lookin’.

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A Playful Exchange Between Friends

Ula: Oh, you crazy bitch!

Lucy: Yeah, KEEP RUNNING!

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Memory Issues Affect Job Performance

Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!

Security Guard 1: What the hell is her problem?

Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah.

Security Guard 1: Oh, yeah. I suck at this job!

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Preference for Sausage Over Taco

Alexa: [After an aborted one-night stand with a woman] I guess I prefer sausage to taco.

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Humorous Request for Toilet Paper

Old Hawaiian Man: [About Henry's drawing on a napkin] Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with.

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Confusion About Attention and Perception

Old Hawaiian Man: Are you staring at me or her? Cause you're starting to freak me out.

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A Humorous Introduction by Ten-Second Tom

Ten-Second Tom: [at the Callahan Institute, to Doug] Don't you think you're a little old to still be having wet dreams? (laughter) Hi, I'm Tom!

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Introduction of Ten-Second Tom

Ten-Second Tom: [repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!

Ula's Unfortunate Stitches and a Cat's Lick

Ula: [falls through the deck of Henry's boat up to his chest; pause] I think I pulled out my stitches again, Cuz. You got a cat? Cause I feel somethin lickin me.