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Debate Over the Value of 3D Technology
Kenneth Park
This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold
I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park
Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
Harold
Who are you looking at?
Heavenly Encounter with Jesus and Neil Patrick Harris
Jesus
Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris
Jesus?
Jesus
Christ. I practically run this place.
[Holds up crucifix around his neck]
Neil Patrick Harris
Oh, for reals?
Jesus
Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris
Ha-ha, you're one of those.
Prioritizing Weed Over Other Responsibilities
Kumar Patel
No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.
[Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party]
Defending a friend on Christmas Eve
Kumar Patel
Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve.
Misdirection and Identity in a Humorous Exchange
Harold
You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar
You're not gay, motherfucker!
Harold
At all.
Neil Patrick Harris
Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar
What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris
Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Christmas Spirit Shattered by Unforeseen Tragedy
Harold Lee
Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.
Skepticism in the Face of Doubt
Kumar Patel
Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that.
['''Adrian:''' Also, I told her you work for the White House.]