22 quotes
A Question of Appreciation and Action
Julie
Hey Paul, do you like my hairdo?
Paul
Yes... yes, I do.
Julie
Then why don't you touch it?
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Midnight Encounters in New York City
Taglines
When it's after midnight in New York City, you don't have to look for love, laughter and trouble. They'll all find you.
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Anticipation of an Unforgettable Night
Marcy
I hope you don't have to get up early tomorrow morning or anything.
Paul
No. No, I don't.
Marcy
Because I think you're somebody I can really talk to. And tonight I feel like - I feel like I'm gonna let loose or something. I feel like - I feel like something incredible is really gonna happen here! I feel soooo excited. I don't know why? I feel it. I'm glad you came.
[laughs; laughs; laughs]
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A Humorous Exchange Over Drinks
Tom the Bartender
How about a drink? You look like you could use one.
Paul
You don't happen to have any powerful aphrodisiacs back there, do you?
Tom the Bartender
She won't put out, huh?
Paul
No, it's not for her. It's for me. I seem to have gotten myself involved with one of your cocktail waitresses.
Tom the Bartender
Miss Bee Hive 1965.
Paul
Yes. Don't even ask me how.
Tom the Bartender
So, take off. What's she gonna do? Kill herself?
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The Worst Night Ever Experienced
Taglines
What is the very worst night you ever had...?
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Transaction and Waiting at Club Berlin
Club Berlin Bouncer
Got any money?
Paul
Yes I got money. Is that what this is all about, you want money? Why didn't you ask for that in the first place man. Here, it's all I got.
Club Berlin Bouncer
I'll take your money cos I don't want you to feel you left anything untried. Now, you keep the quarter... ...but you still have to wait a few minutes.
[gives Paul his quarter back]
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Unexpected Conversations During a Chaotic Night
Paul
You wouldn't believe what I've been through tonight. You just, wouldn't believe it.
Gail
Oh, I'm an ice cream vendor - Mr. Softee.
Paul
What? I - you misunderstood me. I didn't ask what you did for a living. I said, you wouldn't believe what I've been through tonight.
Gail
It's not boring. And I have my own Mr. Softee truck. It's not - it's not boring.
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Unexpected Gifts and New Connections
Julie
I'm gonna give you a present.
Paul
Don't do that. That's really not necessary at all. I mean, I've only known you for, what, an hour.
Julie
No, no, no. You said that you were gonna come back and you did. In these days, that is something to be commended and rewarded. Do you know what this is?
Paul
No.
Julie
This is a Plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheese paperweight. I bought it from a local artist, Kiki Bridges. Did you ever hear of her?
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Admission Based on Hairstyle at Club Berlin
Paul
Why doesn't he have to wait a few minutes?
Club Berlin Bouncer
Tonight is mohawk night. If you had a mohawk, you could go in.
Paul
Oh, come on! We're both adults! Why don't you just let me in?
[laughs]
Club Berlin Bouncer
Do you really want to go inside?
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A Date That Never Ends
Taglines
What if that date you thought would never end, didn't?
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Concern for Marcy's Well-Being
Paul
Is Marcy here?
Kiki
She had to go to the all-night drugstore.
Paul
Is she all right?
Kiki
It's under control.
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A Challenging Night of Frustration and Regret
Paul
I have had a terrible, terrible night. Do you understand?
Gail
I'm just trying to entertain you.
Paul
I don't want any entertainment! And, I'm sorry I did that. I'm sorry. I am under - oh God, I - I'm unable to get home tonight, you know. I can't get home.
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Artistic Endeavors and Urban Exploration
Paul
Which way you headed?
Marcy
Downtown, SoHo.
Paul
Oh, nice... nice. A loft?
Marcy
Yeah, she's a sculptress. Lately she's been making these Plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheeses.
Paul
Really...
Marcy
She's tryin to sell em as paperweights. You wanna buy one?
Paul
Paperweights?... uh, yeah I would. How much are they?
Marcy
I don't know. Well, if you think you might be interested, her number is 243-3460.
Paul
243-3460.
Marcy
Her name's Kiki Bridges.
Paul
Kiki Bridges, okay.
Marcy
Nice talkin to ya.
Paul
Yeah, great talkin to you.
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The Risks of Breaking Rules at Work
Paul
Couldn't you just give me one token, please?
Subway Attendant
I can't do that. I may lose my job.
Paul
Well, who would know... exactly?
Subway Attendant
I could go to a party, get drunk, talk to someone... who knows?
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Obsession with Movies in Relationships
Marcy
My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie, "]." He talked about it constantly. I thought it was cute at first. On our wedding night, I was a virgin. When we made love - you've seen the movie, haven't you?
[[The Wizard of Oz]
Paul
The Wizard of Oz"? Yeah.
Marcy
Well, whenever he - you know, when he came...
Paul
Yeah.
Marcy
...he would scream out, "Surrender Dorothy!" That's all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!
Paul
Wow.
Marcy
Instead of saying something normal like, "Oh, God," or something normal like that. I mean, it was pretty creepy! And I told him I thought so, but he just, he just couldn't stop, he just, he just couldn't stop, he just... couldn't stop.
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Late Night Generosity at the Coffee Shop
Paul
Could we have the check?
Coffee Shop Cashier
It's on the house.
Paul
Really?
Coffee Shop Cashier
Sure. What the hell. Different rules apply when it get's this late. You know what I mean? It's like after hours.
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A Request for a Massage
Kiki
You do that all day and your own shoulders get pretty sore.
Paul
You want a massage?
Kiki
You read my mind. Would you?
Paul
Sure. I'm not too good at this. I just know a few basic moves.
Kiki
Just make it hurt and you're on the right track.
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A Disturbing Revelation of Past Trauma
Paul
Why don't you just tell me what's wrong?
Marcy
I was raped once. As a matter of fact it happened right here in this very room. I lived here once. He came in through there on the fire escape. He held a knife to my throat and said if I made a move, he'd cut my tongue out. He tied me to the bed... he took his time... six hours.
Paul
My god... Was he, uh... did they get this guy?
Marcy
No. Actually it was a boyfriend of mine. To tell you the truth, I slept through most of it. So... there you are.
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Questioning the Authenticity of Colombian Pot
Paul
What type of pot is this?
Marcy
Colombian.
Paul
That's a lie.
Marcy
What?
Paul
This isn't Colombian. I don't even think it's pot.
Marcy
That's what the guy who sold it to me said it was...
Paul
Well, the guy who sold it to you is a liar. So are you.
Marcy
Don't get upset, I just won't buy it from him anymore. Are you all right?
Paul
Where are those Plaster of Paris paperweights, anyway? I mean, that's what I came down here to see in the first place. Well, that's not entirely true, I came to see you, but where are the paperweights? That's what I wanna see now!
Marcy
What's the matter?
Paul
I said I wanna see a Plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheese paperweight, now cough it up.
Marcy
Right now?
Paul
Yes, right now!
Marcy
They're in Kiki's bedroom.
Paul
Then get em, cause as we sit here chatting, there are important papers flying rampant around my apartment cause I don't have ANYTHING to hold them down with.
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The Value of Ugly Art
Pepe
Art sure is ugly.
Neil
Shows how much you know about art. The uglier the art, the more it's worth.
Pepe
This must be worth a fortune, man.
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Complicated Friendships and Their Expectations
Paul
Greg called.
Marcy
Oh, how'd that little faggot find out I was staying here tonight? He probably wants to whine to me about his latest boyfriend.
Paul
Friends like that are hard to deal with sometimes.
Marcy
Well, that's what friends are for!
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Existential Confusion of a Simple Worker
Paul Hackett
What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!
[on his knees, screaming to the heavens]
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