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Albino Alligator Quotes

"They planned the perfect crime... Until it all went perfectly wrong!"

R 1997 · 1h 37m
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8 quotes
A Plan for Deception and Escape
Guy Foucard Tell them you will let go of the hostages one-by-one. Then, instead of releasing us, release yourself.
Milo Yeah. We, uh, pretend we'rethe hostages.
[slow realization]
Guy Foucard And then... tie us up. And, uh... be gone before they come in.
Dova What do you think?
Law Hey, I'm a sociopath, you know what I think.
The Flaws in a Perfect Crime Plan
Taglines They Planned The Perfect Crime... Until It All Went Perfectly Wrong!
Sacrifice for Strategic Advantage
Taglines Deliberate sacrifice for deliberate gain.
Flirting with Tension and Humor
Janet Boudreaux Oh, you are a big spender. I like that in a man.
[mocking his tip]
Dova Now I just don't know what it's gonna take to make you shut up.
Janet Boudreaux If you don't bite, then don't bark, doggie dog.
Frustration in a Challenging Assignment
Agent #1 Why do I always get the shit-end of these assignment? I'd like to ask that question.
Agent #2 What the hell were you expecting, Bobby, ]?
[chuckles; [w:Waco siege|Waco]
A Decision to Withdraw from Danger
Dova Where are you going?
Milo I don't wanna be part of this. I'm turning myself in.
Dova Don't make me do it!
[pointing a gun]
Hostage Situation and Ongoing Efforts for Resolution
Jenny Ferguson Agent Browning, can you shed some light on what's been happening here?
[In a TV interview]
Agent Browning Well, it looks like some goddamn stupid motherfucker has decided to take some poor innocent fucks hostage. Now we've been out here all fucking night trying to deal with this goddamn situation, but there hasn't been a fucking break yet. But we're sure as shit hopeful that everyone will be safe, and that we bring this motherfucker, or motherfuckers, as the case may be, to fucking justice. How's that?
Coffee Request Sparks Tension Between Characters
Dova Hey, you want to make us some coffee?
Law Do I look like your bitch?